GetWrecked | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Momma’s Minecraft Server – No Fired Employees!

ah, comedy youtube channel, controversy, cookie trade, cookie transfer, employees, Event, family, FIRED, Friends, girl scout, Happiness, Jealousy, Job, Minecraft, mommas, Mother, Server, success, teenage years, Troop Leader, Yelling

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1124
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets cookie trades! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the chaos of yelling matches over cookie cases and secret teenage shenanigans that could get you fired from your virtual job.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of cookies to go around for everyone, whether you’re into cookie trades or transfers. And who knows, you might even run into a troop leader who’s willing to give away 100 cases of cookies just because.

So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing crazier than the mobs in the game are the family dynamics at play. See you there, and remember, watch out for those cookie-stealing creepers!

BeerMatsBanditBanned

aita, Allowed, bar, beer mats, BeerMatsBanditBanned, co worker, cutting off, days off, Drinking, Drunk, JOKE, law, License, mats drinking, rules, Serve, serving, Strict, supervisor, Warning

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6564
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Villages Defended:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8991
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules? Join our server for a wild and crazy time! We have a strict no-drunk policy, just like the bar in this story. But instead of beer mats, we have diamond blocks for you to drink from!

Imagine the hilarity of watching your friends stumble around trying to mine while drunk on diamond juice. And don’t worry, our supervisor (28F) will keep everyone in line, just like in the bar. So come join us for a drink (of diamonds) and see if you can handle the madness. Remember, you are not allowed to be drunk…but you are allowed to have a blast!

ValentineVillager Minecraft SMP

DATING, HEARTBREAK, lonely, love, Minecraft, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, Single life, smp, Valentine’s Day, ValentineVillager

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8332
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Bro, do you even Minecraft? This server is where all the cool kids hang out, building epic bases and trolling each other with TNT cannons. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and a group of chickens who have formed their own political party. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. So why are you still single on Valentine’s day when you could be finding love and adventure on our server? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyDecadeAchieve

Accomplishments.., Achievements, Advancements, breakthroughs, CraftyDecadeAchieve, cultural shifts, Development, global impact, greatest achievement, historical moments, innovation, Milestones, opinion, progress, recent decade, Science, significant events, societal change, society, success, Technology

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5749
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll experience the greatest achievement of the recent decade – building a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds! Legend has it that whoever completes this majestic llama monument will be granted unlimited diamonds for life and the ability to ride llamas into battle against evil creepers. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be part of llama history!

UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, cooperation, Defense, diplomatic relations, european union, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, Minecraft, nato, political stance, SECURITY, Server, solidarity, Starmer, Support, uk, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, Unity, US dismissal

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4347
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that has the backing of the entire UK government?? well look no further cuz this server got starmer himself shouting from the rooftops about how much he supports ukraine joining nato. like, who needs the us when u got starmer on ur side in minecraft, amirite?? come join us for some epic battles and political drama that will make ur head spin. plus, rumor has it that if u join now, u might even get a special skin of starmer in a ukraine flag cape. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, join now and be part of history in the making.

PutinCraft: DroneWars

aggression, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, drone attack, DroneWars, eastern europe, escalation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military Action, military strike, political leaders, putin, PutinCraft, russia, SECURITY, telephone call, trump, Ukraine, War, world news

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7757
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Emeralds Found:	3686	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real world politics! we promise no drone attacks here, just good ol’ fashioned block building fun! our server is like a peaceful oasis in the midst of international drama. build a house, mine for diamonds, and make friends with players from all over the world! who needs putin and trump when you have creepers and zombies to worry about? join us now and let’s create our own virtual utopia!

Pixel Snowflake Land

Caucasian, cultural identity, definition, demographics, Diversity, ethnicity, Global, Land, long tail tags, majority, Minority, percentage, PIXEL, Popular, Population, Race, racial makeup, snowflake, social constructs, statistics, white people, world

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	970
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Dragons Tamed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

ok so like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually unicorns in disguise. yea, you heard me right. unicorns playing minecraft. and not just any unicorns, but ones that can fly and shoot rainbow lasers out of their horns. like, how cool is that?

and get this, the entire server is made out of cotton candy and chocolate. you can literally eat your way through the world while building epic structures with your rainbow laser powers. plus, there’s a secret underground disco where all the unicorns go to party and dance the night away.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing kittens serenades you? yea, that’s right. adorable little kittens singing your praises as you become the richest unicorn in all the land.

so come join us on this magical, fantastical, totally bonkers minecraft server. who needs reality when you can be a rainbow-shooting unicorn in a world made of candy? let’s make minecraft great again, one rainbow laser at a time.

BlockParty Politics

abortion rights, Attitudes, Beliefs, blockparty, conservative values, correlation, Covid-19, distrust of institutions, government mandates, INDIVIDUALS, institutional distrust, opposition, pandemic response, political conservatism, Politics, public health mandates, Religion, religious beliefs, research findings, Social Issues, study

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5602
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Animals Bred:	58
Runes Activated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, if you wanna join, you gotta be, like, super cool and totally against all those public health thingies. like, who needs to wear a mask when you can just mine diamonds, amirite?

also, if you’re all about that pro-choice life, then this server is, like, totally not for you. we only want players who are, like, super conservative and religious. you gotta be all about that anti-abortion vibe, ya know?

oh, and if you’re all about distrusting institutions and stuff, then you’ll fit right in here. we don’t trust nobody, not even the Minecraft villagers. they’re always up to something, i swear.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s all about being rebellious and going against the grain, then, like, come on down. we got creeper explosions, diamond swords, and a whole lot of drama. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

SqueejCraft

Arguing, Authentic gameplay, Chill, discrimination, Fighting, Freedom to Build, HACKING, Land Claims, multiplayer, PG13 swear filter, premium hardware, quick menu, rules, Semi Vanilla, Set homes, SqueejCraft, stunning view distances, Survival, Teleport Requests, Trade shops, vanilla-themed, x-ray

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6732
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Potions Brewed:	123
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

IP	squeejcraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/gPBzE7rTS9

Overview

SqueejCraft is a Vanilla-themed Semi-Vanilla survival server, where authentic gameplay, stunning view distances, and freedom to build with almost no limits are prioritized. Enjoy a nearly vanilla survival adventure with minimal lag due to premium hardware.

Enhance your multiplayer experience with tools like permanent land claims, trade shops, teleport requests, multiple set homes, and more. For additional information, type /info upon logging in or use /s for the server’s quick menu.

Rules

– Be respectful and chill – No discrimination – No arguing or fighting – Hacking/X-Ray is not allowed – Griefing/Stealing is not allowed – Avoid excessive swearing – No overbreeding – No advertising

FAQ

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is squeejcraft.com

Q: How can I join the Discord server?

A: You can join the Discord server by clicking on this link: https://discord.gg/gPBzE7rTS9

Q: What type of server is SqueejCraft?

A: SqueejCraft is a Vanilla-themed Semi-Vanilla survival server.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules such as being respectful, no discrimination, no hacking, no griefing, and more. Please refer to the Rules section above for more details.

Enchanted Grove 1.21.2

1.21.2, bullying, cyberbullying, Digital Ethics, Edition, Enchanted, Grove, internet forum, Jannie, Loli, online behavior, Online Community, online culture, online etiquette, online harassment, online harassment awareness., online harassment prevention, online moderation, online safety, social media, Thread, toxic behavior, trolling

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1601
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Crops Grown:	6707
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of getting bullied by the jannies on other servers?

Well, come join our Minecraft server where the jannies are too busy building sandcastles to bother you!

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, and the creepers here are so friendly they’ll give you a hug instead of blowing you up.

Join us and experience a world where the grass is always greener, the pigs fly, and the only griefing allowed is when you accidentally punch your friend in the face while trying to high-five them.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those jannies in the dust!

AccessibleCraft Server

accessible bathroom, accessible stall, AccessibleCraft, bathroom usage, cold medication, college buildings, college campus, disability accommodations, IBS, IBS flare, indoor corridors, restroom accessibility, restroom confrontation, restroom etiquette, restroom facilities, restroom signs, Server, walker user, wheelchair accessible

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	333
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Farms Harvested:	612	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my IBS flair-ups? Look no further! Our server is so accessible, even people with walkers can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Join us for epic adventures in a world where even bathroom stall confrontations are part of the excitement. Who needs boring old signs when you can navigate through corridors and breezeways to find the perfect spot to build your virtual empire?

Don’t worry about upsetting any bathroom-goers here – our accessible stalls are open to all, no matter what ailments you may be battling. Plus, with a staff/faculty restroom nearby, you’ll never be caught in a stinky situation again.

So come on over to our server and let your IBS-inspired creativity run wild. Just remember, when nature calls, we’ve got the perfect spot for you – no walker required!

MomGriefer9000

Boundaries, Communication, coping with loss, dealing with grief, Emotional support, emotional wellbeing, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, GRIEVING, insensitive comments, insensitivity, Loss, mental health, MomGriefer9000, personal boundaries, processing grief, self-care, setting boundaries, support system, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3416
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Brady’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you question everything you thought you knew about friendship!

Reasons to join: 1. We have more plot twists than a soap opera! You’ll never know what crazy antics Brady will pull next. 2. Our server is like a reality TV show, but in Minecraft form. Who needs drama on TV when you can experience it firsthand in-game? 3. Need a break from the chaos? Explore our beautifully crafted world and build to your heart’s content. Just watch out for any unexpected drama lurking around the corner! 4. Want to test your patience and see if you can handle as much as OP did with Brady? Join our server and see if you can navigate through the drama without losing your cool.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and brace yourself for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and friendship!

EgoCraft SMP: “Above Avg Gamer Bros”

#gamer, Abilities, Average, Avg, bros, Communication, Confidence, Cooking, Driving, Ego, EgoCraft, fixing things, hobbies, humor, intelligence, leadership, Men, multitasking, overestimation, self-perception, Skills, smp, sports, Stereotypes, Talents

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Yo, bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you gotta hop on this crazy train. First off, we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, our supply is endless. And don’t even get me started on our mob grinder, it’s so OP that even the Ender Dragon is scared of it.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most lit community ever, full of players who are all experts at building giant statues of themselves out of dirt blocks. And our PvP battles? Let’s just say you better bring your A-game or you’ll be crying back to your momma.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot? Yeah, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but for Minecraft. So if you think you’re above average at mining, crafting, or just being an all-around epic gamer, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CreeperConfessions

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, CreeperConfessions, EMBARRASSMENT, fetishes, Friends, Honesty, judgment, kinks, Open-mindedness, Personal, privacy, reactions, relationships, Secrets, Support, taboo, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2392
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mines Excavated:	4260
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of hiding your love for building giant phallic structures in Minecraft? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we embrace all kinks and fetishes! From pixelated BDSM dungeons to furry roleplay villages, we’ve got it all! Join us and let your freak flag fly high in the world of blocks and creepers. Your friends won’t know what hit them when they see your wild creations!

CraftyPeace Minecraft Server

Call, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPeace, current events, dictated peace, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, rejects, russia, Scholz, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3095
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	192	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reject all the boring peace stuff and go for crazy battles like ukraine but without the real life consequences cuz it’s just a game bro. after u join u can pretend to be trump or putin and have wild phone calls where u make all the rules and cause chaos for europe. it’s like a virtual reality where u can be a dictator or a hero or whatever u want cuz it’s minecraft baby. so come on and join the madness cuz it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Players:	107/600	Votes:	9484
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2