Get ready to lose your sleep in the Land of No Social Life [smp]

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Realm of Etheria Minecraft Server

Description	We are an active realm where you can join a faction, or live on your own in your own plot of land. We currently have around 17 members. We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/vV4ch3mEjx

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the realm of Etheria?	You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions there.
What activities are available in the realm?	We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
How many members are currently in the realm?	We currently have around 17 members.
Can I live on my own plot of land in the realm?	Yes, you have the option to live on your own in your own plot of land or join a faction.
Is PvP allowed in the realm?	Yes, we have PvP tournaments in the arena for those who enjoy competitive gameplay.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Villages Defended:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Towns Built:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

BlockyRussian, Britain, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, exaggerated, exaggerating, exaggeration, foreign affairs, global politics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military power, military strength, military tactics, Minecraft, Misinformation, Propaganda, russia, Server, strength of forces, uk

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ores Mined:	8843
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

Assassination, Canada, currycraft, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic controversy, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic incident, diplomatic measures, diplomatic relations, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating dispute, foreign affairs, India, international relations, MapleCraft, political tension

so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Disk Dash AcuCraft

AcuCraft, acupuncture, Alternative Medicine, ancient practice, Chronic pain, clinical trial, complementary therapy, Dash, disability, Disk, Effectiveness, gold standard, herniated disk, holistic healing, leg pain, long term benefits, non-pharmacological treatment, pain management, pain relief, Sciatica, sham acupuncture, traditional chinese medicine, Treatment

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CrazyCraft ModArchy

Anarchy, chaotic, crazy craft 4.0, Forge, high performance, launcher, Modded, Modpack, Network, Official, player experience, Server Uptime, Survival, total anarchy, Unstable, voidlauncher, voidswrath

CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Moon MC

1.21, Discord, Mini Games, Minigames, Polls, PvP, rules, smp, Status, Survival, Updates

SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Zombie Dances:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Aqua, Aqua Man, aquaman movie, Arthur Curry, Atlantis, dc comics, DC Extended Universe, guys, half-human half-Atlantean, handsome, Handsome guy, jason momoa, justice league, King of Atlantis, Minecraft, oceanic hero, sea warrior, Server, SuperHero, superhero alias, superhero nickname, trident wielder, underwater adventurer, underwater hero, underwater kingdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Love Letters Sent:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

#youtube, alternative media, content creators, creativity, creature tubers, digital age, emerging trend, Entertainment, fresh change, influencers, innovation, internet culture, Minecraft, New trend, niche content, Online Community, online video, Pace, Popular, smp, social media, trendy, tubers, viral

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MealMastersMC

AITAH, Cook, cook for myself, DAUGHTER, Deciding, fiancée, figure out, grocery shopping, hurt, MealMastersMC, Meals, pasta, Responsible, step away, Telling, tomato sauce, Upset, Wishes

Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	7350

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

bizarre interests, eccentric interests, forgotten pleasures, Fun activities, hidden pleasures, Minecraft, neglected pastimes, obscure hobbies, off-the-beaten-path activities, offbeat pursuits, overlooked hobbies, peculiar pastimes, quirky hobbies, rare pastimes, smp, strange hobbies, uncommon interests, unconventional pastimes, underappreciated activities, undiscovered joys, UnicornRider420, unique hobbies, unusual hobbies

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Animals Bred:	163

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

absurd excuses, awkward, awkward situation, creative excuses, creeper, ExcuseCraft, Excuses, funny anecdotes, funny conversations, funny excuse, funny excuses for not having sex, funny excuses for sex, funny memories, Funny Moments, funny situations, funny stories, hilarious excuses, humor, relationship, ridiculous excuses, sex, tonight

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic measures, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic row, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating tensions, expulsion, foreign affairs, government action, India-Canada relations, Indian, international diplomacy, international relations, Minecraft, political conflict, Server, TacoCraft, Tension

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

accusations, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KoreaCraft, military alliance, military intervention, North Korea, political tensions, Ride, Russian army, sanctions, Support, Troops, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, Wild, world news, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

child health, children, children’s health, Chronic illness, covid, Covid-19, Crafters, creeper, diabetes, Diabetic, Diagnosis, health, Healthcare, increased risk, infection, Kids, long-term effects, Long-term impact, medical study, pandemic, pediatric diabetes, post-COVID complications, public health, research, type 2 diabetes

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Hazy Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Holy Based Minecraft Server

Based, Campaign, Canada, candidates, day of the rake, delayed, Democracy, election, Globe and Mail, Government, HOLY, international relations, Minecraft, News, North America, political analysis, Politics, poll, Server, US Election, Voting, voting process

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.