GeoSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3

#venting, 1.21.3, ANNOYING, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, bitching, building, complaining, constant complaining, dissatisfaction, Drama, emotional outbursts., excessive talking, negative energy, Negativity, online content, ranting, repetitive content, self-absorbed, Stream, streaming, toxic behavior, Unhappy, unproductive

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2816
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Astral Projections Made:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Emeralds Found:	3876
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Villages Defended:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Bro, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual therapy session but with blocks and creepers.

You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.

Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.

Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.

BralessGymWarrior

braless at gym, BralessGymWarrior, gym attire, gym attire controversy, gym behavior, gym clothing, gym comfort, gym confrontation, gym dress, gym dress code, gym dress code dispute, gym embarrassment, gym employee, gym etiquette, gym experience, gym outfit, gym rules, gym workout, refusing to wear bra, underage person

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1458
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring gyms where they make you wear a bra just to workout? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! We embrace freedom and comfort, so feel free to let those pixels bounce around without any restrictions.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.

Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?

So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!

BlockDreamz

achievement, Adventure, BlockDreamz, creativity, daydreaming, discovery, Dream car, dream home, dream job, Dream lifestyle, dream vacation, Exploration, imagination, meditation, mindfulness, Nature, personal growth, Relaxation, self improvement, success, travel

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	429
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	4028	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies…non-sexual ones, of course!

Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

AI Monster Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalyptic, Artificial Intelligence, computer-generated, Cyberpunk, dark fantasy, Digital Monsters, Dystopia, FANTASY, Future, generated monsters, Horror, LAIN, machine learning, Monster, Real World, Realm, scary AI, Sci Fi, simulation, Technology, Videos, virtual reality

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	New Chunks Explored:	455881
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Yo, imagine if those creepy AI monsters from the videos decided to come to life and take over the world like in that anime Lain! But don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos and build your own epic world.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!

NoInkForStepkid

acceptance, aita, Asshole, baby, Body, Boyfriend, care, child, children, family, Honor, love, name.., NoInkForStepkid, relationship, Rocky, rocky relationship, sibling, stepchildren, stepfamily, tattoo

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7786
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Enchantments Applied:	294
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Divine Spears Created:	13
Animals Bred:	197	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Come join our server where we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!

And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!

So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!

LonelyCraft

alienated, disregarded, friendless, ignored, ISOLATED, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, ostracized, outcast, shunned, signs of being disliked, social rejection, unaccepted, unacknowledged, unappreciated, uninvited, Unloved, unpopular, unvalued, unwanted, Unwelcome

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1452
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Star Shards Collected:	168
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

This server is online. server minecraft

argue, banner, description, Minecraft, ONLINE, Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6825
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	4053	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Emeralds Found:	7509
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Come in to just go through minecraft.

Can’t we argue?)

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ColonyState SMP

aged 15+, Ars, ColonyState, Create, Custom, Discord, dungeon mods, Duping, farmers delight, Griefing, Modded, Modpack, Players, PvP, season reset, smp, stealing, Terralith, The Graveyard

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3988
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4603	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PVP allowed on the server?	No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
What mods are included in the custom modpack?	The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
Are there any age restrictions for players?	The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

1.21.3, action, aid, alone, Assistance, care, comfort, compassion, Empathy, Heat, Help, Humanity, intervention, Kindness, lone, moral duty, neglect, rescue, RESPONSIBILITY, Stand, suffer, Support, WANDERER

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

1-10 scale, current mood, emotional state, emotional well being, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal check-in, ScaleOf10, self appraisal, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self rating, self reflection, self review, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-judgment, self-perception, smp

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5290
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Potions Brewed:	101
Mines Excavated:	4081	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

BookNerd451

book characters, book discussion, book lovers, book memorization, book preservation, book quotes, book recommendations, BookNerd451, Bookworms, Censorship, classic literature, dystopian society, Fahrenheit 451, knowledge, Literature, memorize books, preservation, Ray Bradbury, reading, Thought-provoking

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1770
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Farms Harvested:	843
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	2819	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ores Mined:	3769

In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

Alliance, Canada, CanuckCraft, CHARLES, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, friendship, Government, international relations, King, king charles, leadership, North America, Politics, response, solidarity, Statement, Support, Tantrum, trump, Unity, world news

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8546
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

Calcifying Coral Cove

alkalinity, atmospheric CO2 removal, Calcifying, calcifying organisms, carbon capture, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, CO2 absorption, coral, Cove, environmental impact, global warming, greenhouse gases, marine biodiversity, marine life, Ocean, ocean acidification, ocean chemistry, ocean conservation, ocean health, oceanic ecosystems

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7465
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7742
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

Vivid Voxel Quest 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, 2010 dialog, Account.., algorithm, anti woke, based companies, cop psyop, DEI, FAGGOT, Femboy, Furry, Garbage, Jewish, kikes, lgbtq flags, modern dialog, Normalfags, normalize nonsense, pepe the frog, piss me off, Quest, right wing, tranny, video games, vivid, Voxel

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5645
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Potions Brewed:	31

Are you tired of YouTube recommending you weird shit like faggot tranny videos and furry shorts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the algorithm’s clutches! No more jewish-anti-woke garbage, just pure chaotic fun! Build your own world and say goodbye to based companies and their woke nonsense. Let’s create a new reality together, away from the kikes and their mind games. Join us now and let’s build a world where pepe the frog reigns supreme!

FratPartyGF Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, Decision making, Disappointment, DISRESPECTFUL, frat parties, FratPartyGF, Frustration, Girlfriend, homework, inconsiderate, Minecraft, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Server, Trust, unreliable, work

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7904
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this girl did? Look no further than our server! We promise not to take naps while you’re stranded 6 miles away from home. Our staff is dedicated to making sure you have a smooth and stress-free gaming experience.

Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).

Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!

Players:	95/800	Votes:	8178
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	59	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Villages Defended:	20