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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 502 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 46 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
And don’t even get me started on the opposite gender thing, like, the first time I had sex in Minecraft, I was totally surprised by how the player model looked so realistic when they took off their armor. It was like, whoa, I didn’t know pixels could be so sexy. And then they started doing these crazy dance moves and I was like, “Is this a rave or a Minecraft SMP? I can’t tell anymore!”
So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of your life, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some wild adventures and unexpected surprises along the way. Let’s goooooo! 🤪🎉🐔🕶️