LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have EU approving 35-billion-euro loans for Ukraine using frozen Russian assets as our main storyline! Build your own frozen Russian asset castle and fight off the evil EU bureaucrats trying to steal your money! Will you be the hero Ukraine needs or will you join forces with the Russians and take over the world? Join now for a wild ride of politics, frozen assets, and epic Minecraft battles!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Alien Abductions: 4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Void Armor Forged: 15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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