so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Potions Brewed: 193

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • SumyMedCraft Server

    SumyMedCraft Server
    so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

    our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

    oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

    HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss
    lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

    Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft
    yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

    Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

    🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

    Overview:

    Server Type Hardcore Vanilla Survival
    Version Java 1.21
    Resets Vote for resets on Discord
    Features No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

    Rules:

    • PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
    • No cheating or hacking

    Join Now:

    – IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Is cheating allowed on the server? No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
    Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing? PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
    Can I claim land on the server? No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

    The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

    Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

    Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Ores Mined: 8044
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

    Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Emeralds Found: 8622 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • StepDadDanceNoChance

    StepDadDanceNoChance
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

    We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

    So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • LoveCraftedMC

    LoveCraftedMC
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Chimeras Created: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

    LebanonCraft Minecraft Server
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

    imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

    oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

    but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

    so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • CraftyWarZone

    CraftyWarZone
    so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Pixel Pot Parenthood

    Pixel Pot Parenthood
    yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

    but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

    so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2000 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

    TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

    Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

    We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 38
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

    Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

    But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

    And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

    So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

    Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

    Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

    Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • SisGripShutUpCraft

    SisGripShutUpCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

    Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

    So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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