so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 5295 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Gryphons Tamed: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • CraftyRejects

    CraftyRejects
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of getting rejected in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our magical Minecraft server where getting rejected is a thing of the past. Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon proposed to us and we said yes! So come on over and let’s build a world where rejection doesn’t exist, just like our imaginary girlfriend who totally isn’t a creeper in disguise. Join now and let’s make rejection a thing of the past!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Heckin’Craft Minecraft Server

    Heckin’Craft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we slay more enemies than the IDF! we killed like 250 hezbollah dudes and our death toll is like 2,000 and counting! join us for some crazy pvp battles and build the most insane bases ever! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re one of those hezbollah guys, then maybe you will regret it a little). come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s dominate the virtual world together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Potions Brewed: 138

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • SabotageCraftEU

    SabotageCraftEU
    Yo, dis server be so lit, even da Kremlin be tryna sabotage it cuz dey jelly of all da fun we be havin! Like, dey be sendin creepers and zombies to try and mess wit us, but we just be buildin diamond fortresses and laughin in deir faces. Join us if ya wanna show dem Kremlin fools who da real bosses of Minecraft are! Plus, we got secret underground bases filled with treasure and a rollercoaster made entirely of cake. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come join da madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 53 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • SpiceCraft: Anti-Inflammatory Adventures

    SpiceCraft: Anti-Inflammatory Adventures
    come join our epic minecraft server where we serve up anti-inflammatory goodness like a Mediterranean feast for your virtual soul! forget about heart disease and cancer, we’ve got the spice to keep you healthy and thriving in the blocky world. plus, our pixelated landscapes are so stunning, they’ll make you forget all about those pro-inflammatory diets. join us now and start building your way to a healthier, happier life in the most insane minecraft server ever created!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • 🍓 FunnyMC 🍓 Survival, BedWars, Grif ▶️ 1.8-1.21 Minecraft server

    🍓 FunnyMC 🍓 Survival, BedWars, Grif ▶️ 1.8-1.21 Minecraft server

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    FunnyMC server on version 1.8 – 1.21+

    — Survival, Vulture, BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock, MurderMystery

    — Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

    — Statistics of the best players

    — Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, holiday beach, prostitutes

    — Unique plugins made by our programmers

    — Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

    — Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

    — Honest donation

    IP – play.FunnyMC.net

    Website: https://mcfunny.ru

    VK group: https://vk.com/funnymc

    A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

    We are already more than 7 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

    Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

    Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored 🙂

    With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 145 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Gods Slained: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Ores Mined: 1309

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Lost at Sea MC: Forgetting to Breathe Since 1.21

    Lost at Sea MC: Forgetting to Breathe Since 1.21

    Blue Horizon Minecraft Server

    Overview
    Welcome to Blue Horizon, a vibrant SMP server that has set sail to bring you an unparalleled survival experience. Launched in August of 2024, our goal is to craft a community where every moment is filled with adventure and excitement.

    Features:

    A Dynamic Survival Experience From mid to end-game, immerse yourself in thrilling content with Boss Fights, Custom Enchants, Jobs, and Custom items/tools/armors!
    Enhanced Quality of Life Enjoy Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Claim Flags, and more!
    Exciting Crate Rewards Monthly cycle of new Crate content with custom armors, tools, and enchantments!
    Player-Driven Economy Trade, create shops, sell items, or use the server’s shop to interact in the economy.
    In-Game Ranks 24 ranks available for purchase with in-game currency, each with unique perks and collectibles.

    Join Us:

    Website: blue-horizon.tebex.io

    Discord: discord.gg/TcVM3zvySA

    Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? You can join our server using the Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net
    Are there custom items on the server? Yes, we have custom items, tools, and armors with unique abilities and enchantments
    What is the economy like on Blue Horizon? We have a player-driven economy where you can trade, create shops, or sell items at the server shop
    What are the in-game ranks and how do I obtain them? We offer 24 in-game ranks that can be purchased with in-game currency, each with its own perks and collectibles

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44
    Gods Slained: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6139 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 352
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • BlockCraft Server – Minecraft Server

    BlockCraft Server – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Paladin humiliation to a whole new level! Join us for the ultimate Paladin humiliation ritual edition, where we make Paladins do ridiculous tasks like dancing in front of a horde of angry chickens or reciting Shakespeare in their underwear.

    But that’s not all! We also have exclusive access to the latest WoW news, including the epic war within and new cinematic Threads of Destiny. Want to get your hands on some rare items from the October Trading Post? Join our server and trade with fellow players who have no restrictions on what they’ll pump into Tyrande.

    And don’t miss out on our 20th Anniversary In-Game Event Preview, where you can celebrate two decades of WoW with special events and rewards. Plus, join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard or our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn for even more fun and shenanigans.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even witness a Paladin riding a pig while juggling flaming swords – anything is possible in our world of madness and mayhem!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 35 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • The Best Minecraft SMP Android Phone

    The Best Minecraft SMP Android Phone
    Hey gamers, looking for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our villagers are so hot they’ll make your pixels blush.

    Join us for epic battles against creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a secret underground base that even Herobrine would envy. Plus, rumor has it that the best android phone on the market is actually hidden somewhere in our world – find it and you’ll become the ultimate Minecraft master!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • HolyWoofMC

    HolyWoofMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where even the animals get blessings? Look no further than our server, where we sprinkle holy water on all the pixelated pets for good luck and protection!

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, like the time a creeper accidentally wandered into a church and got blessed by mistake. Now he’s the most peaceful creeper in all of Minecraft!

    And don’t worry, our server is 100% creeper-friendly, so you can bring all your explosive friends along for the ride. Who knows, maybe they’ll even find inner peace and stop blowing up your builds!

    So come on down to our server and experience the most unique and hilarious blessings you’ll ever see in Minecraft. Just be sure to watch out for any waterboarding priests…they can be a bit overzealous with the holy water!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Farms Harvested: 170
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • FruitNinjaMinecraftSMP

    FruitNinjaMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the juiciest, most fruit-filled adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Join us and become a fruit ninja as you slice your way through watermelons, pineapples, and even durians! But watch out for the evil banana mob that will try to slip you up at every turn.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the legendary Fruit Wars that happen every Sunday? Fight alongside your fellow players as you defend the honor of your favorite fruit against the dastardly Grape Gang.

    So come on, join us and let’s make this server the zestiest, most delicious place in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 34 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • BlockBribez

    BlockBribez
    Have you ever stolen diamonds from a fellow player in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the crazy shenanigans you can get into! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, treasure hunts, and maybe even a little bit of mischief. Who knows, you might even find yourself starting a llama racing business or building a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit. So come on, what’s the worst thing you’ve done for money? Join us and let’s see if you can top it on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 30 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • HyunmooCraft Minecraft Server

    HyunmooCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We got Hyunmoo-V monster missiles that’ll blow your mind (and everything else) with their nine-ton warheads! Who needs TNT when you got these bad boys, amirite?

    Join us if you wanna see some nuclear-like destruction in action! We’re talking explosions that’ll make your screen shake and your heart race. It’s like the Fourth of July every day on our server, baby!

    So come on down and join the fun! Build, mine, and blow stuff up with us. Just make sure you have your blast-proof armor on, ’cause things are about to get wild! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one missile at a time!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • BombCraft: Russian Airshow

    BombCraft: Russian Airshow
    come join our server where we have russians shooting down planes launching bombs, it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! you can build your own bomb shelter and try to survive the chaos. also, we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and fight off mutant creepers. it’s a wild ride, so come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Mastermind Minecraft Server

    Mastermind Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the mastermind behind the infamous /qa2/ meme! Not only that, but this person claims they will definitely get Trump elected this season. How? Who knows, but you can ask them yourself in their short AMA happening today on the server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with meme magic, political shenanigans, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what will happen next on this crazy Minecraft server? So come on and join us for a truly unique and unpredictable gaming experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Lights Off Scarf Head Minecraft SMP

    Lights Off Scarf Head Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server decided to roleplay as their favorite anime character, Mio Akiyama. They got so into character that they took off their shirt, put a scarf on their head as a wig, and turned off the lights for the full immersive experience. And you know what happened next? Let’s just say things got a little messy… But that’s just a taste of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server. So come join us for some insane shenanigans and unforgettable moments!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7837 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Endless Night Skies: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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