so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Magic Items Found: 3561
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 2
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Lost at Sea MC: Forgetting to Breathe Since 1.21

    Lost at Sea MC: Forgetting to Breathe Since 1.21

    Blue Horizon Minecraft Server

    Overview
    Welcome to Blue Horizon, a vibrant SMP server that has set sail to bring you an unparalleled survival experience. Launched in August of 2024, our goal is to craft a community where every moment is filled with adventure and excitement.

    Features:

    A Dynamic Survival Experience From mid to end-game, immerse yourself in thrilling content with Boss Fights, Custom Enchants, Jobs, and Custom items/tools/armors!
    Enhanced Quality of Life Enjoy Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Claim Flags, and more!
    Exciting Crate Rewards Monthly cycle of new Crate content with custom armors, tools, and enchantments!
    Player-Driven Economy Trade, create shops, sell items, or use the server’s shop to interact in the economy.
    In-Game Ranks 24 ranks available for purchase with in-game currency, each with unique perks and collectibles.

    Join Us:

    Website: blue-horizon.tebex.io

    Discord: discord.gg/TcVM3zvySA

    Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? You can join our server using the Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net
    Are there custom items on the server? Yes, we have custom items, tools, and armors with unique abilities and enchantments
    What is the economy like on Blue Horizon? We have a player-driven economy where you can trade, create shops, or sell items at the server shop
    What are the in-game ranks and how do I obtain them? We offer 24 in-game ranks that can be purchased with in-game currency, each with its own perks and collectibles

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 34 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Crops Grown: 8932 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 31
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • BlockCraft Server – Minecraft Server

    BlockCraft Server – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Paladin humiliation to a whole new level! Join us for the ultimate Paladin humiliation ritual edition, where we make Paladins do ridiculous tasks like dancing in front of a horde of angry chickens or reciting Shakespeare in their underwear.

    But that’s not all! We also have exclusive access to the latest WoW news, including the epic war within and new cinematic Threads of Destiny. Want to get your hands on some rare items from the October Trading Post? Join our server and trade with fellow players who have no restrictions on what they’ll pump into Tyrande.

    And don’t miss out on our 20th Anniversary In-Game Event Preview, where you can celebrate two decades of WoW with special events and rewards. Plus, join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard or our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn for even more fun and shenanigans.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even witness a Paladin riding a pig while juggling flaming swords – anything is possible in our world of madness and mayhem!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 45 Astral Amulets Crafted: 41
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 92
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Runes Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • The Best Minecraft SMP Android Phone

    The Best Minecraft SMP Android Phone
    Hey gamers, looking for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our villagers are so hot they’ll make your pixels blush.

    Join us for epic battles against creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a secret underground base that even Herobrine would envy. Plus, rumor has it that the best android phone on the market is actually hidden somewhere in our world – find it and you’ll become the ultimate Minecraft master!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Villages Defended: 8 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • HolyWoofMC

    HolyWoofMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where even the animals get blessings? Look no further than our server, where we sprinkle holy water on all the pixelated pets for good luck and protection!

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, like the time a creeper accidentally wandered into a church and got blessed by mistake. Now he’s the most peaceful creeper in all of Minecraft!

    And don’t worry, our server is 100% creeper-friendly, so you can bring all your explosive friends along for the ride. Who knows, maybe they’ll even find inner peace and stop blowing up your builds!

    So come on down to our server and experience the most unique and hilarious blessings you’ll ever see in Minecraft. Just be sure to watch out for any waterboarding priests…they can be a bit overzealous with the holy water!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 275 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • FruitNinjaMinecraftSMP

    FruitNinjaMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the juiciest, most fruit-filled adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Join us and become a fruit ninja as you slice your way through watermelons, pineapples, and even durians! But watch out for the evil banana mob that will try to slip you up at every turn.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the legendary Fruit Wars that happen every Sunday? Fight alongside your fellow players as you defend the honor of your favorite fruit against the dastardly Grape Gang.

    So come on, join us and let’s make this server the zestiest, most delicious place in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 527 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • BlockBribez

    BlockBribez
    Have you ever stolen diamonds from a fellow player in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the crazy shenanigans you can get into! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, treasure hunts, and maybe even a little bit of mischief. Who knows, you might even find yourself starting a llama racing business or building a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit. So come on, what’s the worst thing you’ve done for money? Join us and let’s see if you can top it on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Runes Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • HyunmooCraft Minecraft Server

    HyunmooCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We got Hyunmoo-V monster missiles that’ll blow your mind (and everything else) with their nine-ton warheads! Who needs TNT when you got these bad boys, amirite?

    Join us if you wanna see some nuclear-like destruction in action! We’re talking explosions that’ll make your screen shake and your heart race. It’s like the Fourth of July every day on our server, baby!

    So come on down and join the fun! Build, mine, and blow stuff up with us. Just make sure you have your blast-proof armor on, ’cause things are about to get wild! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one missile at a time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • BombCraft: Russian Airshow

    BombCraft: Russian Airshow
    come join our server where we have russians shooting down planes launching bombs, it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! you can build your own bomb shelter and try to survive the chaos. also, we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and fight off mutant creepers. it’s a wild ride, so come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Mastermind Minecraft Server

    Mastermind Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the mastermind behind the infamous /qa2/ meme! Not only that, but this person claims they will definitely get Trump elected this season. How? Who knows, but you can ask them yourself in their short AMA happening today on the server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with meme magic, political shenanigans, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what will happen next on this crazy Minecraft server? So come on and join us for a truly unique and unpredictable gaming experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Lights Off Scarf Head Minecraft SMP

    Lights Off Scarf Head Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server decided to roleplay as their favorite anime character, Mio Akiyama. They got so into character that they took off their shirt, put a scarf on their head as a wig, and turned off the lights for the full immersive experience. And you know what happened next? Let’s just say things got a little messy… But that’s just a taste of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server. So come join us for some insane shenanigans and unforgettable moments!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crops Grown: 6691 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • SMP18AdviceMinecraft

    SMP18AdviceMinecraft
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of being 18 and making questionable life choices! We’ve got more drama than a high school cafeteria and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so lit, it makes your 18-year-old self look like a noob in comparison. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make your future self question your life decisions!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Blocky Boobies Bonanza

    Blocky Boobies Bonanza
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixelated blocky boobs are just too irresistible to ignore!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own boob-shaped houses, mine for diamond nipples, and battle against evil mobs with your trusty chest armor!

    But beware, the allure of the pixelated cleavage may be too much for some players to handle. Will you be able to resist the temptation and conquer the world of blocky boobs? Join us and find out!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks!

    Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks!
    come join our epic minecraft server and help us fight against breast cancer! we have magical potions that can cure any illness, including cancer! we have saved over 517,900 lives since 1989, all thanks to our amazing players! but watch out, younger women are getting diagnosed with cancer more often, so we need all the help we can get to stop this epidemic! join us now and be a hero in the fight against cancer! who knew playing minecraft could save lives?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Demon Skulls Collected: 45 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Watch This Anime Minecraft Server

    Watch This Anime Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching an anime without being gay! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you say “Senpai notice me!” But don’t worry, you won’t catch the gay from playing on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

    Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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