so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Blood Moons Survived: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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