so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Love Letters Sent: 3
Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Meteorites Collected: 0
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Emeralds Found: 8193

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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