so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Zombie Dances: 8
Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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