so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
Magic Items Found: 8807 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
Secret Passages Found: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 146 Gods Slained: 2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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