so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Endless Night Skies: 3
Mythical Swords Crafted: 58 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
Alien Abductions: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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