so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 174
Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Astral Projections Made: 3
Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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