so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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