so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
Magic Items Found: 4317 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
Epic Battles Fought: 12 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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