so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 295
Wilderness Tamed: 14 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Dragons Tamed: 4
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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