so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Ores Mined: 3360
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
Rainbows Spotted: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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