so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
Epic Quests Completed: 23 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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