so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
Falling into the Void: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
Mythical Swords Crafted: 56 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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