so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
Star Shards Collected: 187 Infinity Stones Found: 5
Wilderness Tamed: 13 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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