so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Villages Defended: 16
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
Mines Excavated: 3799 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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