so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
Enchantments Applied: 174 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Holy Grails Found: 5
Falling into the Void: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 29

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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