so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected: 39 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
Love Letters Sent: 13 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
Blood Moons Survived: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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