so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged: 29 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
Alien Abductions: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 23
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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