so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Enchantments Applied: 263
New Chunks Explored: 411184 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Dimension Hops: 4 Potions Brewed: 80
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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