so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought: 14 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
Dimension Hops: 14 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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