so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 27
Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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