so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
Dragons Tamed: 0 Runes Activated: 6
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Treasure Maps Found: 8 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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