so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
Infinity Stones Found: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 13
Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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