FlowerPowerCraft – Blooms or Booms? | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BeerMatsBanditBanned

aita, Allowed, bar, beer mats, BeerMatsBanditBanned, co worker, cutting off, days off, Drinking, Drunk, JOKE, law, License, mats drinking, rules, Serve, serving, Strict, supervisor, Warning

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7883
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules? Join our server for a wild and crazy time! We have a strict no-drunk policy, just like the bar in this story. But instead of beer mats, we have diamond blocks for you to drink from!

Imagine the hilarity of watching your friends stumble around trying to mine while drunk on diamond juice. And don’t worry, our supervisor (28F) will keep everyone in line, just like in the bar. So come join us for a drink (of diamonds) and see if you can handle the madness. Remember, you are not allowed to be drunk…but you are allowed to have a blast!

ValentineVillager Minecraft SMP

DATING, HEARTBREAK, lonely, love, Minecraft, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, Single life, smp, Valentine’s Day, ValentineVillager

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	873
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Buildings Constructed:	33
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Animals Bred:	149	Dimension Hops:	14
Emeralds Found:	5148	Mines Excavated:	3189
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	109	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Bro, do you even Minecraft? This server is where all the cool kids hang out, building epic bases and trolling each other with TNT cannons. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and a group of chickens who have formed their own political party. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. So why are you still single on Valentine’s day when you could be finding love and adventure on our server? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyDecadeAchieve

Accomplishments.., Achievements, Advancements, breakthroughs, CraftyDecadeAchieve, cultural shifts, Development, global impact, greatest achievement, historical moments, innovation, Milestones, opinion, progress, recent decade, Science, significant events, societal change, society, success, Technology

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2616
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Emeralds Found:	1598	Secret Passages Found:	6

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll experience the greatest achievement of the recent decade – building a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds! Legend has it that whoever completes this majestic llama monument will be granted unlimited diamonds for life and the ability to ride llamas into battle against evil creepers. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be part of llama history!

UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, cooperation, Defense, diplomatic relations, european union, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, Minecraft, nato, political stance, SECURITY, Server, solidarity, Starmer, Support, uk, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, Unity, US dismissal

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2314
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Void Armor Forged:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	273
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that has the backing of the entire UK government?? well look no further cuz this server got starmer himself shouting from the rooftops about how much he supports ukraine joining nato. like, who needs the us when u got starmer on ur side in minecraft, amirite?? come join us for some epic battles and political drama that will make ur head spin. plus, rumor has it that if u join now, u might even get a special skin of starmer in a ukraine flag cape. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, join now and be part of history in the making.

PutinCraft: DroneWars

aggression, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, drone attack, DroneWars, eastern europe, escalation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military Action, military strike, political leaders, putin, PutinCraft, russia, SECURITY, telephone call, trump, Ukraine, War, world news

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8051
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real world politics! we promise no drone attacks here, just good ol’ fashioned block building fun! our server is like a peaceful oasis in the midst of international drama. build a house, mine for diamonds, and make friends with players from all over the world! who needs putin and trump when you have creepers and zombies to worry about? join us now and let’s create our own virtual utopia!

Pixel Snowflake Land

Caucasian, cultural identity, definition, demographics, Diversity, ethnicity, Global, Land, long tail tags, majority, Minority, percentage, PIXEL, Popular, Population, Race, racial makeup, snowflake, social constructs, statistics, white people, world

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4280
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

ok so like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually unicorns in disguise. yea, you heard me right. unicorns playing minecraft. and not just any unicorns, but ones that can fly and shoot rainbow lasers out of their horns. like, how cool is that?

and get this, the entire server is made out of cotton candy and chocolate. you can literally eat your way through the world while building epic structures with your rainbow laser powers. plus, there’s a secret underground disco where all the unicorns go to party and dance the night away.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing kittens serenades you? yea, that’s right. adorable little kittens singing your praises as you become the richest unicorn in all the land.

so come join us on this magical, fantastical, totally bonkers minecraft server. who needs reality when you can be a rainbow-shooting unicorn in a world made of candy? let’s make minecraft great again, one rainbow laser at a time.

BlockParty Politics

abortion rights, Attitudes, Beliefs, blockparty, conservative values, correlation, Covid-19, distrust of institutions, government mandates, INDIVIDUALS, institutional distrust, opposition, pandemic response, political conservatism, Politics, public health mandates, Religion, religious beliefs, research findings, Social Issues, study

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3358
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Potions Brewed:	59
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, if you wanna join, you gotta be, like, super cool and totally against all those public health thingies. like, who needs to wear a mask when you can just mine diamonds, amirite?

also, if you’re all about that pro-choice life, then this server is, like, totally not for you. we only want players who are, like, super conservative and religious. you gotta be all about that anti-abortion vibe, ya know?

oh, and if you’re all about distrusting institutions and stuff, then you’ll fit right in here. we don’t trust nobody, not even the Minecraft villagers. they’re always up to something, i swear.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s all about being rebellious and going against the grain, then, like, come on down. we got creeper explosions, diamond swords, and a whole lot of drama. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

SqueejCraft

Arguing, Authentic gameplay, Chill, discrimination, Fighting, Freedom to Build, HACKING, Land Claims, multiplayer, PG13 swear filter, premium hardware, quick menu, rules, Semi Vanilla, Set homes, SqueejCraft, stunning view distances, Survival, Teleport Requests, Trade shops, vanilla-themed, x-ray

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	438
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

IP	squeejcraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/gPBzE7rTS9

Overview

SqueejCraft is a Vanilla-themed Semi-Vanilla survival server, where authentic gameplay, stunning view distances, and freedom to build with almost no limits are prioritized. Enjoy a nearly vanilla survival adventure with minimal lag due to premium hardware.

Enhance your multiplayer experience with tools like permanent land claims, trade shops, teleport requests, multiple set homes, and more. For additional information, type /info upon logging in or use /s for the server’s quick menu.

Rules

– Be respectful and chill – No discrimination – No arguing or fighting – Hacking/X-Ray is not allowed – Griefing/Stealing is not allowed – Avoid excessive swearing – No overbreeding – No advertising

FAQ

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is squeejcraft.com

Q: How can I join the Discord server?

A: You can join the Discord server by clicking on this link: https://discord.gg/gPBzE7rTS9

Q: What type of server is SqueejCraft?

A: SqueejCraft is a Vanilla-themed Semi-Vanilla survival server.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules such as being respectful, no discrimination, no hacking, no griefing, and more. Please refer to the Rules section above for more details.

Enchanted Grove 1.21.2

1.21.2, bullying, cyberbullying, Digital Ethics, Edition, Enchanted, Grove, internet forum, Jannie, Loli, online behavior, Online Community, online culture, online etiquette, online harassment, online harassment awareness., online harassment prevention, online moderation, online safety, social media, Thread, toxic behavior, trolling

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8459
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Are you tired of getting bullied by the jannies on other servers?

Well, come join our Minecraft server where the jannies are too busy building sandcastles to bother you!

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, and the creepers here are so friendly they’ll give you a hug instead of blowing you up.

Join us and experience a world where the grass is always greener, the pigs fly, and the only griefing allowed is when you accidentally punch your friend in the face while trying to high-five them.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those jannies in the dust!

AccessibleCraft Server

accessible bathroom, accessible stall, AccessibleCraft, bathroom usage, cold medication, college buildings, college campus, disability accommodations, IBS, IBS flare, indoor corridors, restroom accessibility, restroom confrontation, restroom etiquette, restroom facilities, restroom signs, Server, walker user, wheelchair accessible

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2738
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Magic Items Found:	1286
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Potions Brewed:	151	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my IBS flair-ups? Look no further! Our server is so accessible, even people with walkers can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Join us for epic adventures in a world where even bathroom stall confrontations are part of the excitement. Who needs boring old signs when you can navigate through corridors and breezeways to find the perfect spot to build your virtual empire?

Don’t worry about upsetting any bathroom-goers here – our accessible stalls are open to all, no matter what ailments you may be battling. Plus, with a staff/faculty restroom nearby, you’ll never be caught in a stinky situation again.

So come on over to our server and let your IBS-inspired creativity run wild. Just remember, when nature calls, we’ve got the perfect spot for you – no walker required!

MomGriefer9000

Boundaries, Communication, coping with loss, dealing with grief, Emotional support, emotional wellbeing, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, GRIEVING, insensitive comments, insensitivity, Loss, mental health, MomGriefer9000, personal boundaries, processing grief, self-care, setting boundaries, support system, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7594
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8713	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	259

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Brady’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you question everything you thought you knew about friendship!

Reasons to join: 1. We have more plot twists than a soap opera! You’ll never know what crazy antics Brady will pull next. 2. Our server is like a reality TV show, but in Minecraft form. Who needs drama on TV when you can experience it firsthand in-game? 3. Need a break from the chaos? Explore our beautifully crafted world and build to your heart’s content. Just watch out for any unexpected drama lurking around the corner! 4. Want to test your patience and see if you can handle as much as OP did with Brady? Join our server and see if you can navigate through the drama without losing your cool.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and brace yourself for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and friendship!

EgoCraft SMP: “Above Avg Gamer Bros”

#gamer, Abilities, Average, Avg, bros, Communication, Confidence, Cooking, Driving, Ego, EgoCraft, fixing things, hobbies, humor, intelligence, leadership, Men, multitasking, overestimation, self-perception, Skills, smp, sports, Stereotypes, Talents

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8053
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Yo, bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you gotta hop on this crazy train. First off, we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, our supply is endless. And don’t even get me started on our mob grinder, it’s so OP that even the Ender Dragon is scared of it.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most lit community ever, full of players who are all experts at building giant statues of themselves out of dirt blocks. And our PvP battles? Let’s just say you better bring your A-game or you’ll be crying back to your momma.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot? Yeah, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but for Minecraft. So if you think you’re above average at mining, crafting, or just being an all-around epic gamer, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CreeperConfessions

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, CreeperConfessions, EMBARRASSMENT, fetishes, Friends, Honesty, judgment, kinks, Open-mindedness, Personal, privacy, reactions, relationships, Secrets, Support, taboo, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5101
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magic Items Found:	5489
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of hiding your love for building giant phallic structures in Minecraft? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we embrace all kinks and fetishes! From pixelated BDSM dungeons to furry roleplay villages, we’ve got it all! Join us and let your freak flag fly high in the world of blocks and creepers. Your friends won’t know what hit them when they see your wild creations!

CraftyPeace Minecraft Server

Call, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPeace, current events, dictated peace, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, rejects, russia, Scholz, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1448
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reject all the boring peace stuff and go for crazy battles like ukraine but without the real life consequences cuz it’s just a game bro. after u join u can pretend to be trump or putin and have wild phone calls where u make all the rules and cause chaos for europe. it’s like a virtual reality where u can be a dictator or a hero or whatever u want cuz it’s minecraft baby. so come on and join the madness cuz it’s gonna be a wild ride.

CraftyKyivWarfare

Conflict Resolution, CraftyKyivWarfare, crisis management., Diplomacy, foreign policy, global tensions, international relations, kyiv, military deployment, military intervention, Peace, peace negotiations, peacekeeping efforts, Political unrest, potential escalation, russia, security concerns, Troops, Ukraine, US, Vance

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8797
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Crops Grown:	2098
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

so liek, u know how there’s all this drama goin on in ukraine and russia? well, our minecraft server is like the perfect escape from all that craziness! come join us and build ur own lil world where u can be the ruler of ur own kingdom! plus, if u don’t join, the US might send troops to ukraine, so like, u better join to avoid all that drama! come join us now and let’s build some epic stuff together!

Players:	102/700	Votes:	5169
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	317702	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mines Excavated:	3400
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2554
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2