hey u, yea u, do u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well buckle up buttercup cuz dis server is gonna blow ur mind like a creeper in a TNT shop!

we got pigs that can fly, chickens that do the macarena, and cows that can do backflips. yea, u heard me right, BACKFLIPS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out and plot world domination. u wanna be a part of dat? of course u do!

oh and did i mention we have a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? yea, u can ride that bad boy while dodging lava and zombie pigmen. it’s a thrill ride like no other!

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for urself. just remember, always use ur right index finger for everything, even if it doesn’t make sense. trust me, it’s the key to success in dis wacky world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
Mines Excavated: 4232 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Crafty Care Minecraft Server

    Crafty Care Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 28
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

    Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CatTortureCraft

    CatTortureCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 64 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 23
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Solaris

    Solaris

    A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Sapling SMP

    Sapling SMP

    Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Farms Harvested: 981
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

    5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

    Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Ores Mined: 3729
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

    City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

    Overview of City SMP Minecraft Server

    Description Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional Minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things happening all around you.
    Server Age Four years old
    Features – Urban development focus – In-game economy – Functional rail network – Custom enchants and crafts – Endgame mobs with scaling difficulty

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join an existing city? Yes, you are free to join an existing city or create your own.
    How can I join the server? Click on the link provided in the server trailer or visit the linktr.ee/citysmp.
    What is the server focus? The server focuses on urban development, player interaction, and in-game economy.
    Are there custom features on the server? Yes, there are custom enchants, crafts, and endgame mobs with scaling difficulty.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Soywalk Minecraft Server

    Soywalk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave!

    Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building sky-high castles made entirely of diamonds, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky soywalkers while you’re at it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP

    Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    Picture this: a world where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama with a mustache, a pet polar bear that tells dad jokes, and your very own enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with a single click (no more endless mining for you)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 32
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Treasure Maps Found: 14

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Dad’sAffairChildNoFundsSplitting

    Dad’sAffairChildNoFundsSplitting
    So, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and suddenly you’re faced with a family drama more intense than a soap opera. Imagine building your dream castle while dodging your dad’s secret son who’s trying to steal your college fund! Will you team up with your siblings to take down the evil dad and his mistress, or will you join forces with the long-lost brother to claim your rightful share of the treasure? With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Ores Mined: 5353 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • OpinionatedSMP – TrivialTakes

    OpinionatedSMP – TrivialTakes
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing your best friend over a virtual potato farm. Trust us, it’s worth it. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie with zombies and skeletons! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 57 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Enchantments Applied: 251
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • PhaseCraft: Where Your Awkward Phases Become Blocks

    PhaseCraft: Where Your Awkward Phases Become Blocks
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a crazy funhouse!

    Join us and embark on a wild journey through different phases of Minecraft life, from building epic castles to battling dragons in the Nether. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our world!

    So why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig through a maze of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and let your wildest dreams come true (or nightmares, depending on how you look at it). Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 112 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • CraftyIsraelStrike

    CraftyIsraelStrike
    So, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. We got crazier stuff happening than Netanyahu threatening to strike Iran. Like, we don’t mess with nuclear or oil targets, we go straight for the Minecraft military bases. It’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of virtual warfare and build some epic bases to defend against the craziest attacks. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds. Shh, don’t tell anyone. So come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Towns Built: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Runes Activated: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Mayan Y2K Glitch

    Mayan Y2K Glitch
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have a mayan temple that will make you think the world is ending in 2012 all over again! our y2k problem is so intense, you’ll be dodging virtual asteroids and running from virtual zombies like your life depends on it! but don’t worry, our friendly staff will guide you through the chaos and make sure you survive the mayan apocalypse with a smile on your face. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the end of the world in the most epic way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Magic Items Found: 7411
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Mythical Mines

    Mythical Mines

    MythicalMines is a server that is 100% completely self-programmed with a system unlike any other server, we will design it to give you a unique game experience. There will be many features and also rank advantages but ranks will not cost real money currency so everything is obtainable ingame. There will always be updates for Winter Halloween etc.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Runes Activated: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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