hey u, yea u, do u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well buckle up buttercup cuz dis server is gonna blow ur mind like a creeper in a TNT shop!

we got pigs that can fly, chickens that do the macarena, and cows that can do backflips. yea, u heard me right, BACKFLIPS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out and plot world domination. u wanna be a part of dat? of course u do!

oh and did i mention we have a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? yea, u can ride that bad boy while dodging lava and zombie pigmen. it’s a thrill ride like no other!

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for urself. just remember, always use ur right index finger for everything, even if it doesn’t make sense. trust me, it’s the key to success in dis wacky world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
Orbs of Power Found: 5 Meteorites Collected: 0
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • LePenCraft Minecraft Server

    LePenCraft Minecraft Server
    so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 39
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
    Magical Moments Shared: 18 Demon Skulls Collected: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Crafty Care Minecraft Server

    Crafty Care Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Star Shards Collected: 94
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Epic Quests Completed: 28
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

    Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Falling into the Void: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CatTortureCraft

    CatTortureCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Villages Defended: 12 Buildings Constructed: 14
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Solaris

    Solaris

    A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Mines Excavated: 2929
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Ores Mined: 9935 Infinity Stones Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Sapling SMP

    Sapling SMP

    Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Divine Spears Created: 16
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 36

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

    5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

    Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 25 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 33675 Star Shards Collected: 70
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

    City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

    Overview of City SMP Minecraft Server

    Description Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional Minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things happening all around you.
    Server Age Four years old
    Features – Urban development focus – In-game economy – Functional rail network – Custom enchants and crafts – Endgame mobs with scaling difficulty

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join an existing city? Yes, you are free to join an existing city or create your own.
    How can I join the server? Click on the link provided in the server trailer or visit the linktr.ee/citysmp.
    What is the server focus? The server focuses on urban development, player interaction, and in-game economy.
    Are there custom features on the server? Yes, there are custom enchants, crafts, and endgame mobs with scaling difficulty.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Gods Slained: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Soywalk Minecraft Server

    Soywalk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave!

    Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building sky-high castles made entirely of diamonds, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky soywalkers while you’re at it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Falling into the Void: 2 Mines Excavated: 3405

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP

    Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    Picture this: a world where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama with a mustache, a pet polar bear that tells dad jokes, and your very own enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with a single click (no more endless mining for you)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Animals Bred: 14

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Dad’sAffairChildNoFundsSplitting

    Dad’sAffairChildNoFundsSplitting
    So, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and suddenly you’re faced with a family drama more intense than a soap opera. Imagine building your dream castle while dodging your dad’s secret son who’s trying to steal your college fund! Will you team up with your siblings to take down the evil dad and his mistress, or will you join forces with the long-lost brother to claim your rightful share of the treasure? With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • OpinionatedSMP – TrivialTakes

    OpinionatedSMP – TrivialTakes
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing your best friend over a virtual potato farm. Trust us, it’s worth it. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie with zombies and skeletons! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 24
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • PhaseCraft: Where Your Awkward Phases Become Blocks

    PhaseCraft: Where Your Awkward Phases Become Blocks
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a crazy funhouse!

    Join us and embark on a wild journey through different phases of Minecraft life, from building epic castles to battling dragons in the Nether. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our world!

    So why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig through a maze of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and let your wildest dreams come true (or nightmares, depending on how you look at it). Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Love Letters Sent: 17
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • CraftyIsraelStrike

    CraftyIsraelStrike
    So, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. We got crazier stuff happening than Netanyahu threatening to strike Iran. Like, we don’t mess with nuclear or oil targets, we go straight for the Minecraft military bases. It’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of virtual warfare and build some epic bases to defend against the craziest attacks. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds. Shh, don’t tell anyone. So come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 23 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Endless Night Skies: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Mayan Y2K Glitch

    Mayan Y2K Glitch
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have a mayan temple that will make you think the world is ending in 2012 all over again! our y2k problem is so intense, you’ll be dodging virtual asteroids and running from virtual zombies like your life depends on it! but don’t worry, our friendly staff will guide you through the chaos and make sure you survive the mayan apocalypse with a smile on your face. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the end of the world in the most epic way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Crops Grown: 6674
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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