hey u, yea u, do u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well buckle up buttercup cuz dis server is gonna blow ur mind like a creeper in a TNT shop!

we got pigs that can fly, chickens that do the macarena, and cows that can do backflips. yea, u heard me right, BACKFLIPS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out and plot world domination. u wanna be a part of dat? of course u do!

oh and did i mention we have a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? yea, u can ride that bad boy while dodging lava and zombie pigmen. it’s a thrill ride like no other!

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for urself. just remember, always use ur right index finger for everything, even if it doesn’t make sense. trust me, it’s the key to success in dis wacky world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
Players Killed by Monsters: 1089 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?

    SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your business woes and family drama.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it means neglecting your responsibilities in the real world?

    Plus, on our server, you can build a house without worrying about saving for a down payment. In fact, you can build as many houses as you want, because money is no object in our virtual paradise. Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to endless possibilities!

    And don’t worry about working 40-45 hours a week on our server. Here, the only work you’ll be doing is building epic structures and battling dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual hero saving the day?

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your real-life problems behind. Who needs a supportive wife and stable business when you can have a world of fantasy and fun at your fingertips? Let’s block and roll, baby!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 2611
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Dimension Hops: 9 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • MineCraftyMemories

    MineCraftyMemories
    Have you ever had a day so epic that you wished you could relive it over and over again? Well, get ready to experience that level of awesomeness every single day on our Minecraft server!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. And that’s just the beginning!

    Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the city is guarded by a giant talking potato who only lets in those who can solve his riddles.

    If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few lava pits here and there), then look no further. Join us and prepare for the greatest day of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 195

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server

    Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old things and never has any drama? Well, come join our server where we have a hilarious twist on the classic harem trope!

    Picture this: Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion is the star of the show, surrounded by a group of adoring Minecraft mobs who are all vying for his attention. From creepers to zombies to even the occasional Enderman, they all want a piece of Shinji’s heart. But here’s the catch – they’re all just using him for their own validation!

    Join our server and witness the wacky adventures of Shinji and his not-so-loyal harem as they navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will Shinji finally find true love, or will he be forever doomed to be the object of everyone’s affections? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

    i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 374

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • BdayBashCraft

    BdayBashCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

    Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

    So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 190 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

    MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Animals Bred: 146 Gods Slained: 0
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Potions Brewed: 171
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CharityCraft2021

    CharityCraft2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • LePenCraft Minecraft Server

    LePenCraft Minecraft Server
    so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 163 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 New Chunks Explored: 975089
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Ores Mined: 1752

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Crafty Care Minecraft Server

    Crafty Care Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Villages Defended: 6
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 8451
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

    Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 84 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Emeralds Found: 7805 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • CatTortureCraft

    CatTortureCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Chimeras Created: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Solaris

    Solaris

    A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Sapling SMP

    Sapling SMP

    Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Zombie Dances: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

    5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

    Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 13 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

    City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

    Overview of City SMP Minecraft Server

    Description Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional Minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things happening all around you.
    Server Age Four years old
    Features – Urban development focus – In-game economy – Functional rail network – Custom enchants and crafts – Endgame mobs with scaling difficulty

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join an existing city? Yes, you are free to join an existing city or create your own.
    How can I join the server? Click on the link provided in the server trailer or visit the linktr.ee/citysmp.
    What is the server focus? The server focuses on urban development, player interaction, and in-game economy.
    Are there custom features on the server? Yes, there are custom enchants, crafts, and endgame mobs with scaling difficulty.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3802 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 5180
    Farms Harvested: 208 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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