Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have trained ninja villagers who will take out any creeper that dares to come near you! Join us and conquer your fear of exploding green menaces while building the most epic creations in the blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your stuff. So come on, join us and let’s face our fears together in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
Endless Legions Commanded: 36 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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