Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have trained ninja villagers who will take out any creeper that dares to come near you! Join us and conquer your fear of exploding green menaces while building the most epic creations in the blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your stuff. So come on, join us and let’s face our fears together in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
Magical Moments Shared: 11 Haunted Chests Opened: 1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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