Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have trained ninja villagers who will take out any creeper that dares to come near you! Join us and conquer your fear of exploding green menaces while building the most epic creations in the blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your stuff. So come on, join us and let’s face our fears together in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Epic Quests Completed: 10
Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Endless Night Skies: 4
Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37
Blood Moons Survived: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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