Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have trained ninja villagers who will take out any creeper that dares to come near you! Join us and conquer your fear of exploding green menaces while building the most epic creations in the blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your stuff. So come on, join us and let’s face our fears together in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
Dragon Scales Harvested: 112 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
Animals Bred: 95 Wyrmholes Dug: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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