Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have trained ninja villagers who will take out any creeper that dares to come near you! Join us and conquer your fear of exploding green menaces while building the most epic creations in the blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your stuff. So come on, join us and let’s face our fears together in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
Epic Quests Completed: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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