Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have trained ninja villagers who will take out any creeper that dares to come near you! Join us and conquer your fear of exploding green menaces while building the most epic creations in the blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your stuff. So come on, join us and let’s face our fears together in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found: 11 Villages Defended: 20
Undead Armies Raised: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
Mythical Swords Crafted: 43 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Haunted Chests Opened: 0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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