Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have trained ninja villagers who will take out any creeper that dares to come near you! Join us and conquer your fear of exploding green menaces while building the most epic creations in the blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your stuff. So come on, join us and let’s face our fears together in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 9588 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
Divine Spears Created: 24 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Epic Quests Completed: 30
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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