Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have trained ninja villagers who will take out any creeper that dares to come near you! Join us and conquer your fear of exploding green menaces while building the most epic creations in the blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your stuff. So come on, join us and let’s face our fears together in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Zombie Dances: 3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Gryphons Tamed: 1
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 85
Epic Battles Fought: 8 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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