Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have trained ninja villagers who will take out any creeper that dares to come near you! Join us and conquer your fear of exploding green menaces while building the most epic creations in the blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your stuff. So come on, join us and let’s face our fears together in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected: 31 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 17
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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