Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
Holy Grails Found: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a potion of slowness? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to get down.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken hidden in our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least weirder than a block of cheese in a desert temple!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Looks Like “Uptober” Is Going To Be Minecraft SMP

    Looks Like “Uptober” Is Going To Be Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old “Uptober” on other servers? Well, get ready for “Downtober” on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with 40,000 diamonds at the end of the year! That’s right, we’re giving away 40k diamonds to the player of the year! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So come join us for a wild ride on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • ManCaveCraft

    ManCaveCraft
    Are you tired of adulting and just want to embrace your inner man-child? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger Mountain, where the cheese flows like lava and the burgers grow on trees. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner man-child run wild! Who needs adult responsibilities when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Vanishing Items Found: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • PutinCalls2022 Minecraft Server

    PutinCalls2022 Minecraft Server
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well, come join our server where u can call putin whenever u want! yep, that’s right, putin is a regular player on our server and he loves chatting with all the players. he even gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. but be careful, he’s a pro at redstone so u better bring ur A game. join now and experience the thrill of talking to putin while building ur dream minecraft world. it’s gonna be epic!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • MissileMayhemCraft

    MissileMayhemCraft
    LOL OK SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE BOMB DIGGITY, LITERALLY! WE HAVE CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS LIKE MISSILES! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA DODGE BALLISTIC MISSILES WHILE BUILDING YOUR DREAM MINECRAFT CASTLE! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT NOTCH HIMSELF PLAYS HERE IN SECRET, SO YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE CREATOR OF MINECRAFT WHILE DIGGING FOR DIAMONDS! COME JOIN THE CRAZINESS NOW!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Crafty Queer Haven

    Crafty Queer Haven
    so, like, u kno how sum servers out there r all serious n stuff? well, not dis one! dis server is like, the craziest, most fun place to be in all of minecraft land! why shud u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u sum insane reasons:

    1. we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper explosions! it’s like, the most intense rollercoaster u will ever ride in ur life!

    2. our pvp arena is like, no other! we have a giant arena where u can battle it out with other players using only snowballs and chickens! trust me, it’s hilarious!

    3. we have a hidden treasure hunt that leads u to a chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! but beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant zombie chicken that shoots fireballs from its eyes!

    4. our staff are like, the funniest and craziest people u will ever meet! they are always pulling pranks and jokes on each other, and u never know what they will do next!

    so, like, if u want to have the time of ur life in minecraft, then u gotta join dis server! trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Farms Harvested: 461 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Crafty Laughs Minecraft Server

    Crafty Laughs Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing pigs and singing chickens. But beware, the evil sheep overlord is always plotting to take over the server with his army of ninja cows!

    If you dare to venture into our underground maze, you’ll encounter the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. And don’t forget to visit our floating castle in the sky where you can ride on flying pigs and battle against fire-breathing wolves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 223 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Crops Grown: 2705 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Happy birthday 4chan Minecraft SMP

    Happy birthday 4chan Minecraft SMP
    Hey there gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties when the sun goes down.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island in the sky where the only way to travel is by riding on the backs of flying pigs. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves.

    So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a special birthday celebration every year for our beloved founder, 4chan. Rumor has it that he’s been playing Minecraft since 2008 and has built a massive cake castle in his honor. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine doing the cha-cha slide at the party.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of wackiness and wonder like never before!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • BlocktopiaSurvival

    BlocktopiaSurvival
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some adrenaline into your pixelated veins! Join us if you want to stay alive and kicking in the virtual world – because let’s face it, respawning can get old real quick.

    Our server is like a magical potion that keeps you going, like a never-ending buffet of enchanted golden apples. We’ve got more surprises than a chest full of rare loot, more twists and turns than a maze of redstone contraptions. You’ll never know what’s coming next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be more exhilarating than a creeper explosion in your face.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of staying alive in Minecraft like never before. Who needs sleep when you can be on the edge of your minecart seat, dodging danger and laughing in the face of death? Come join us and see what it truly means to survive and thrive in the world of blocks and mobs.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Emeralds Found: 8833
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Potions Brewed: 63
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • No Rules No Problem 1.21.1 Nova Server

    No Rules No Problem 1.21.1 Nova Server
    Nova Anarchy <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/quitar-el-lag-de-minecraft-1-19-4/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to Nova Anarchy Minecraft Server

    Server Overview:

    Server Type Launch Date Rules Ranking System
    Anarchy 9/23/2024 No rules except for anti-cheat, no doxxing, and server security Playtime based ranking system

    Server Details:

    JAVA: nova-anarchy.us

    BEDROCK: 192.95.3.149:19132

    FAQs:

    Q: What is Nova Anarchy?

    Nova Anarchy is an anarchy Minecraft server with no rules, except for anti-cheat, no doxxing, and server protections.

    Q: When was Nova Anarchy created?

    Nova Anarchy was created on 9/23/2024.

    Q: Is there a ranking system on Nova Anarchy?

    Yes, Nova Anarchy has a playtime based ranking system.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 13

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Pixel Pregmata Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pregmata Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you could ever imagine!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of dancing creepers appears and challenges you to a dance-off! Or how about riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombies with rubber chickens? Anything is possible on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pregmata game, where players must navigate through a maze of baby pigs while wearing a giant diaper. It’s the ultimate test of skill and endurance!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 12 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Why don’t you just make Female MC when the Male are full… Minecraft SMP

    Why don’t you just make Female MC when the Male are full… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where all the male characters are full of effeminate traits? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve decided to switch things up and make all the female characters super macho and manly! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where the tables have turned and the ladies are the ones flexing their muscles and taking charge. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a tough-as-nails female character who can out-mine, out-build, and out-fight anyone in the game. So come on, join us and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • VomitCraft Minecraft Server

    VomitCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for some wild and crazy fun? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for some hilarious adventures and outrageous shenanigans. We’ve got pregnant hair stylists throwing up on customers, belly buttons popping like popcorn, and so much more wacky madness!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most insane Minecraft server around. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the laughter begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • BrokeBlockBuddyNoMore

    BrokeBlockBuddyNoMore
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and chaos of real life relationships! Join us for a fun and hilarious time filled with adventure, building, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone constantly hitting you up for money like the woman in this story. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and hanging out with your virtual friends. Plus, we promise that no one will ever guilt trip you into buying them gifts or paying for their kids’ birthday parties – unless, of course, you want to do that for fun!

    So why join our server? Because here, you can be yourself without any pressure or expectations. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for you here. And who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate along the way (just don’t expect them to ask you for money every week).

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the relationship drama behind. After all, who needs a girlfriend asking for money when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runes Activated: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Emeralds Found: 8462 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Star Shards Collected: 231
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 New Chunks Explored: 226643

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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