Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of dealing with unruly kids – both in-game and in real life! Join us and escape the chaos of family visits by immersing yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any pesky children running around and breaking things.

Our server is the perfect place for step-parents who need a break from their step-kids and want to relax in peace. No more worrying about kids invading your space, going through your stuff, or causing mayhem in your virtual world. Leave the real-life drama behind and join us for a stress-free gaming experience.

So come on over and build your dream world without any interruptions from unwanted guests. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you count regretting not joining sooner!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
Void Gems Collected: 20 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Buildings Constructed: 21 Dragon Eggs Found: 572
Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
Battle Standards Raised: 11 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Boingloings: Where Creepers Bounce and Pigs Fly! Join the LOLz!

    Boingloings: Where Creepers Bounce and Pigs Fly! Join the LOLz!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Boingloings, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Boingloings and instantly found themselves surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. The player was so amazed by the sheer absurdity of it all that they couldn’t help but laugh uncontrollably. And thus, they knew they had found their forever home in the wacky world of Boingloings.

    But that’s not all! On Boingloings, you can ride on rainbow-colored unicorns, battle evil pandas in epic PvP battles, and even build your own castle made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right – cheese!

    So what are you waiting for? Join Boingloings today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear of the flying pigs.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 26
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Blocky Builders: Where We Turn ‘Post Great Designs’ into ‘Post Epic Fails’

    Blocky Builders: Where We Turn ‘Post Great Designs’ into ‘Post Epic Fails’
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to see some truly outrageous designs! We’ve got buildings that defy gravity, pixel art that will make your eyes pop, and redstone contraptions that will make your head spin. Join us if you want to be blown away by the creativity of our players!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a floating island in the sky, held up by a giant chicken with diamond wings. Legend has it that if you can find the secret portal hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next master builder or uncover the secrets of the diamond chicken!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Microwave Hamster Adventures LOLZ Minecraft Server

    Microwave Hamster Adventures LOLZ Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time where even the hamsters are getting in on the action! Our server is so exciting, even the pets can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who knows what crazy adventures await you as you explore our world – maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hamster-run microwave! Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server today and see what kind of mischief you can get into. Just remember, keep an eye on your furry friends – you never know where they might end up next!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 14 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Blocky Babes and Creeper Dudes: A Minecraft Server for International Love Connections!

    Blocky Babes and Creeper Dudes: A Minecraft Server for International Love Connections!
    Are the women in your country as rare as a pink sheep in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll find more women than you can shake a diamond sword at! Our female players are like unicorns – majestic, powerful, and ready to take on any creeper that comes their way.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of strong, independent women who aren’t afraid to show off their building skills or take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden pickaxe. Plus, rumor has it that our female players have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that they’ll only share with those who prove themselves worthy in battle.

    So if you’re tired of playing on servers where women are as rare as a charged creeper explosion, come join us and experience a world where the women are just as badass as the mobs they’re fighting. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a player who can mine diamonds faster than you can say “Redstone!”

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3771 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34 Magical Moments Shared: 15
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Crafty McCraftface – Where Noobs Become Pros!

    Crafty McCraftface – Where Noobs Become Pros!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a beach episode in an anime? Look no further than our server, where we discuss indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers! Why join? Well, because we cater to the VIPs of the vtuber world – those who have a cult following of 2views or more!

    Want to shill your 499view oshi? Go for it! As long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome here. And don’t worry about those corpo vtubers, as long as they don’t own any talent IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they can join the party too!

    But wait, there’s more! Check out our Twitch Clips Guide for the best moments, our VOD Archival Guide for preserving those epic streams, and our /lig/ VOD Archive for a trip down memory lane. Plus, we’ve got Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEXY fun, a Tiermaker to rank your faves, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar to celebrate those special days.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and dive into the world of indie vtubers like never before. Who knows, you might even run into a virtual duck or two along the way!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • StrangerCraft: Where Even Minecraft is Stranger Than Paradise!

    StrangerCraft: Where Even Minecraft is Stranger Than Paradise!
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and repetitive tasks? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, adventure, and plenty of surprises.

    Imagine a world where you can build a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano, or create a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps. On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination.

    But that’s not all! We also have special events like “Creeper Olympics” where players compete in explosive challenges, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where you must survive waves of undead mobs with only a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • SimulatedCraft: Are We Living in a Minecraft World or Just a Glitch in the Matrix?

    SimulatedCraft: Are We Living in a Minecraft World or Just a Glitch in the Matrix?
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and insanity reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still).

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but TNT and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of glory? Our server is the only place where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and win a pair of enchanted diamond boots as a prize.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave boring old reality behind and join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one ridiculous adventure at a time!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Magic Items Found: 3189
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Towns Built: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Farms Harvested: 729 Emeralds Found: 2342

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Loony Hillcraft: Where Bumpkins Rule and Sanity Drools!

    Loony Hillcraft: Where Bumpkins Rule and Sanity Drools!
    Are you tired of boring old servers run by sane people? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our mentally ill bumpkin Minecraft server where the sheep have mohawks and the pigs wear sunglasses.

    Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident chicken who thinks it’s a duck and insists on swimming in the lava pit. Or how about our friendly creeper who loves giving out hugs (just make sure you have blast protection armor on).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that sings show tunes while you mine. And rumor has it, if you find the secret hidden cave, you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who knows all the juiciest gossip in the Minecraft world.

    So come join us on our wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server. Who needs city folk when you can hang out with the truly insane?

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 48 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8942 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

    Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure
    Oh, you know, just the usual – mining diamonds, fighting off creepers, and trying not to get eaten by zombies. But hey, it’s all in a day’s work on our epic Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve, and having epic battles with other players using nothing but potatoes as weapons.

    But the best part? Our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are always willing to trade you rare items in exchange for your soul. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the llama overlords guide you to victory!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 272 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 2304
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • LazyCraft: Where we’re too lazy to create a server name, so deal with it!

    LazyCraft: Where we’re too lazy to create a server name, so deal with it!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a blocky world! Join us for the craziest adventures and the most ridiculous shenanigans you’ll ever experience in Minecraft.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party where all the mobs were busting out dance moves. And guess what? They joined in and became the best dancer in the whole blocky universe!

    But that’s not all! We also have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Hey, you never know what you’ll find in our wacky world!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Minecart Madness: ‘Trails’ Edition

    Minecart Madness: ‘Trails’ Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because Reverie is here to save the day! This server is so epic, it’s basically the best Cold Steel game you’ll ever play.

    Join us for some wild adventures where you can ride unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep, battle evil llamas with diamond swords, and even build a castle made entirely out of cheese!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic dance battles. Can you out-dab the mighty Blocky Bob?

    So what are you waiting for? Join Reverie now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • OfficeCraft: Where cubicles are made of blocks and water cooler chat is all about mining diamonds!

    OfficeCraft: Where cubicles are made of blocks and water cooler chat is all about mining diamonds!
    Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement, surviving off of ramen noodles and dreams of a better life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and unlock the secret to landing that coveted office job. With our virtual office simulations, you’ll be climbing the corporate ladder in no time.

    Forget about your dusty old degree, on our server, all you need is a pickaxe and a dream. Build your own virtual office tower, complete with cubicles, water coolers, and even a virtual boss who won’t yell at you for taking too many bathroom breaks.

    So say goodbye to NEETdom and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Join our server today and start your journey to financial independence and a not-so-shitty apartment!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Towns Built: 10 Potions Brewed: 146

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • “Oops, I Broke It Again” Minecraft Server

    “Oops, I Broke It Again” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hiding in the Nether. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom-built dungeon filled with evil bunnies and killer sheep.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs and dancing zombies – they’re known to throw epic raves that last for days.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 32
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Magic Items Found: 5517
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • PakistaniCraft: Brits Should’ve Just Played Minecraft Instead

    PakistaniCraft: Brits Should’ve Just Played Minecraft Instead
    Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Pakistan never existed because the Brits were too busy playing Minecraft to bother with colonialism! Build your own empire without worrying about pesky historical boundaries getting in your way. Who needs Pakistan when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight? Come join us for a truly alternate history experience that will have you laughing all the way to the virtual bank. Plus, rumor has it that the Queen herself logs on to play incognito – can you spot her in game? Join now and let’s rewrite history, one block at a time!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38 Void Gems Collected: 21
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 48
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Pixelated Puns ‘n’ Fun Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Puns ‘n’ Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t challenge your humanity? Look no further, because our server will make you question everything you thought you knew about yourself!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of roleplaying gone wrong. Build your dream world, only to have it destroyed by chaos-causing players who are just like you. Dive into forbidden ERPs and witness the insanity unfold as you try to navigate relationships with characters who may or may not be real people.

    But wait, there’s more! Create a furry femoid character and watch as your life spirals into a whirlwind of weird shit and questionable love interests. Will you find true love, or will you be constantly on edge, wondering if it’s all just a game?

    Join our server now and lose your humanity in the most outrageous ways possible. And remember, you’ll never be a woman – but you can be anything else you want to be in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Void Gems Collected: 34
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Alien Abductions: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 15

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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