FamilyCraft: KeatonBanksUnited | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Green Tea Kingdom

Ad, cerebral white matter lesions, Consumption, Drinking, green tea, Green.., Kingdom, new findings, prevent dementia, tea, three or more glasses per day, vascular dementia

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2517
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Crops Grown:	7665
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1337
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Void Armor Forged:	25	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Astral Projections Made:	1	New Chunks Explored:	580325
Dragon Scales Harvested:	183	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2344
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	65	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Emeralds Found:	5126	Void Gems Collected:	28
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

5MilTaxBracketCraft

5MilTaxBracketCraft, economic inequality, economic policy, financial disparity, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, government revenue, high earners, income disparity, income inequality, income tax, Millionaires, progressive taxation, tax bracket, tax code, tax policy, tax reform, tax system, top earners, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4372
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79

Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server

allegations, Allies, Apologize.., Apology, Belarus, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Leaders, Lukashenko, military actions, Minecraft, Politics, president, puppet, putin, Putins, Server, strikes, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4761
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6117	Infernal Machines Built:	0

so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”

anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.

CraftyARFIDLand

adolescents, Adults, anorexia, ARFID, children, common, CraftyARFIDLand, Diagnosis, Disorder, eating disorder, emotional, food aversion, mental health, picky eating, Psychological, Recovery, restrictive eating, Support, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4681
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mines Excavated:	4930	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN HEROBRIEN WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ OUR SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A CREEPER!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!

Wrist Flex Fails | Brain Safety First

Accuracy, Body, body’s movement, Brain, brain’s accuracy, brain’s estimation, brain’s prioritization, Fails, flex, flexibility, internal representation, Limits, Mobility, mobility limits, movement range, Precision, Safety, true flexibility, true range, Underestimate, wrist

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	250
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Votes:	845	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193

haha join dis epic minecraft server where u can build and mine with ur wonky wrist flexiblity! our server is so crazy, ur brain will be like “woah, i didn’t know i could move like dat!” come join us and see how ur brain underestimates ur wrist’s true flexiblity.

we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question reality. our brain prioritize safety over precision, but who needs safety when u can have fun in minecraft! come join us and let’s see how far we can push our wonky wrists together!

Aqua Free Zone 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aqua, body balance, daily habits, dehydration, drinking less water, Experiment, free, Headaches, health, health benefits, health goals, hydration, hydration levels, Hydration tips, lifestyle changes, listen to your body, migraine relief, overhydration, self-care, water intake, wellness, wellness journey, Zone

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3607
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Mines Excavated:	1987	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and say goodbye to headaches forever! Why? Because our pixelated world is so epic, you won’t even remember what a headache feels like! It’s like drinking a potion of awesomeness every time you log in. So ditch the water and dive into our server for the ultimate gaming experience. Let’s get blocky, baby!

NormsBeGone

breaking norms, challenging norms, cultural norms, Individuality, nonconformity, norm critique, norm rebellion, norm resistance, NormsBeGone, outdated norms, peer pressure, social change, social conformity, social norms, societal conventions, societal expectations, societal pressure, societal rules, societal standards, traditional norms

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5438
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you tired of boring old social norms holding you back? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all that nonsense! We believe in breaking the rules and having a blast while doing it. Want to wear a pumpkin on your head all day? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! Our server is a place where anything goes and the crazier, the better. So come join us and let your freak flag fly high!

ParisCraft Server: Double the Fun!

alternative transportation, bike lanes, bike-sharing programs, city planning, cycling, cycling culture, double, eco-friendly, environmental benefits, Fun, Infrastructure, massive investment, Numbers, one year, Paris, ParisCraft, public health, Server, Stopping, sustainable, Transportation, urban development, Urban mobility

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5589
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	746
Dragons Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

lol come join our minecraft server, where the cycling numbers double in one year thanks to massive investment in pixelated bikes! we got piggyback rides and llama races that will make you question reality. the sheep even wear helmets, it’s wild. and guess what? it’s not stopping, we’re gonna keep on pedaling until we reach the end of the blocky world. so grab your pickaxe and hop on a bike, because this server is where the real adventure begins.

FactCheck-Free Politics | MetaCraft

Accuracy, algorithm, Censorship, content moderation, digital manipulation, FactCheckers, FactCheckFree, fake news, information integrity, Media bias, Meta, metacraft, Misinformation, news sources, online discourse, online influence, Online platforms, political content, Politics, public opinion, Recommendation, social media, Truth

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9969
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Holy Grails Found:	1

hey u, yea u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by herobrine himself!

we got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot lasers, and a pet creeper named bob who tells the best jokes. oh, and did i mention our custom-built rollercoaster that takes u through a lava-filled volcano and a giant maze made entirely of cake? yea, we got that too.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. sounds legit, right? see u there, adventurer!

FitCraft: Mind Over Aging

aging, FitCraft, Mind

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6565
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	160	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1727
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can level up ur cardiorespiratory fitness while building ur dream world! trust me, u wanna be fit when u old so u can still pwn noobs in ur 80s. our server is like a fountain of youth for ur brain, keeping u sharp and on top of ur game. forget about age-related decline, we got u covered with our insane challenges and brain-teasing puzzles. so what u waiting for? join now and become the ultimate minecraft master!

Enchanted Echoes 1.20.1

1.20.1, Anime, boys love, Echoes, Enchanted, Fandom, Gay, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, genderbent yaoi, Girls Love, Japanese culture, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Manga, media analysis, queer representation, relationships, representation in media, romance, sexual orientation, yaoi, YuRi

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2009
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	7489	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

Bruh, this server is like a wild ride through a twisted dimension where everything is topsy turvy and nothing makes sense. It’s like stumbling into a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mindfuck of genderbent yaoi and questionable content that will make you question your life choices. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a meme overdose, but in a good way.

So grab your diamond sword and saddle up your rainbow-colored llama, because on this server, anything goes. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and possibly lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway? Let’s get weird, my dudes.

BioDad Bucks Minecraft Server

BioDad, Boundaries, Bucks, Communication Issues, emotional baggage, emotional manipulation, enabling behavior, estranged father, family dynamics, family relationships, father daughter relationship, father-son relationship, Fatherhood, financial requests, financial support, forgiveness, ghosting, long lost family, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal responsibility, rebuilding relationships, Server, sibling relationships

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1320
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Endless Night Skies:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magic Items Found:	8814

Hey y’all!

So, get this – my long-lost dad, who was deported to Mexico when I was a kid, suddenly reappeared in my life through my 18-year-old sister. And now he’s hitting me up for money! Like, dude, I haven’t heard from you in 25 years and now you want cash?

But hey, if you join our Minecraft server, you can help me figure out if I should keep funding my dad’s mysterious activities or not. Maybe we can build a virtual piggy bank for him, who knows? It’s a wild ride on our server, full of unexpected family reunions and questionable financial requests. So come on in and let’s craft some crazy stories together!

Players:	92/900	Votes:	7241
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	7354
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2