FamilyCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just out for themselves? Well, look no further because our server is all about being a close family…literally!

Join our server and you’ll be welcomed into the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest family you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We’ve got siblings who argue over who gets the last diamond, parents who constantly nag you to clean up your creeper explosions, and even a crazy uncle who’s always trying to ride pigs off cliffs.

But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and craziness. We also have epic family game nights where we play mini-games like “Hot Potato” with actual explosive potatoes and “Hide and Seek” where the seeker is a giant zombie with a taste for brains.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can truly feel like part of a family, come join us! Just be prepared for some seriously silly shenanigans along the way.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Animals Bred:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Blockheads & Bedrock: Where Creepers are More Tolerant Than Players

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us if you want to unleash your inner troll and cause havoc in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where players compete in a “Build Battle” to see who can create the most outrageous and offensive structure. The winner gets a virtual trophy made of diamonds and bragging rights for being the most creatively racist builder on the server.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and let your racist flag fly high? Come on, we dare you to embrace your inner bigot and join the fun!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Country Pup Craft: Where Dogs Rule and Pixels Drool!

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So, picture this: you’re walking through our Minecraft server and suddenly you stumble upon a giant, pixelated dog roaming around like it owns the place. This dog is so massive that players have built entire houses on its back and turned it into a mobile base. Join our server and you too can ride the legendary Doggo Mount into battle against creepers and zombies! Who needs horses when you have a gigantic dog as your trusty steed? So come on, join us and experience the epic adventures that await on our server. Just watch out for any unexpected doggy droppings along the way!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

2024Craft: Where Creepers Party Like It’s 1999

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking potato named Spudrick. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.

So why wait? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty Creepers: Where Americans and Jews unite in blocky harmony!

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Are you tired of all the serious talk about politics and immigration? Do you want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can leave all the drama behind and focus on creating your own epic adventures!

Forget about borders and boundaries, on our server, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun. Build your own empire, explore vast landscapes, and battle epic monsters with your friends. And don’t worry, there are no reservations here – unless you count the ones you make for your epic builds!

So come on over and join us on our server, where you can be whoever you want to be and leave all the real-world drama behind. Who needs politics when you have a diamond sword and a creeper to defeat? Join now and let the epic adventures begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Crafty AF: Where I pretend to be productive while actually just building pixel art of my cat

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a failed normie is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us if you’re tired of society and just want to hang out with a bunch of lonely misfits who speak their own weird language.

Our server is the perfect place for those who don’t quite fit in anywhere else. We have a thriving community of outcasts, weirdos, and socially awkward individuals who will welcome you with open arms (metaphorically, of course, because we’re all playing Minecraft).

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of people who understand your struggles with crippling loneliness and disdain for society? Plus, we have the best virtual parties, where we all gather around a pixelated campfire and share our most embarrassing stories. Trust me, you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and embrace your inner failed normie. We promise you’ll feel right at home among our quirky and eccentric community. Just be prepared to learn some new slang and lexicon that makes absolutely no sense to anyone outside of our little online world.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9780
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Blocky Banter Central: The Server Built for BBC (Building, Battles, and Comedy)

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server was literally built for a BBC thread! That’s right, we have the most scandalous and dramatic player interactions you will ever witness in your virtual life.

Join us if you want to experience epic battles between players over the last block of diamond ore, or witness intense love triangles forming over who gets to build their house next to the village well. Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of actors.

But that’s not all! We also have the most insane building competitions where players have to construct replicas of famous BBC sets using only dirt and gravel. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made out of emerald blocks.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft community out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dimension Hops:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Creeper Cunt Youth Squad – Where Minecraft meets questionable language!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with try-hards and noobs? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in your mom’s basement! Our “youths” are a mix of chaotic energy and absolute madness, making every day feel like a never-ending rollercoaster ride.

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of building a giant statue of a potato with your new best friend who happens to be a talking llama. Our community is like no other, filled with quirky characters and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground dance party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	4222	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PekoCraft: Where pigs in cosplay rule the world! LOL

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also boasts a giant floating taco island where you can battle it out in epic food fights with other players. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes to those who can make it laugh.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a truly outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience? Come on in and let the madness begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6826	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Blocky Breakup Bonanza: Letting Go is Hard, Isn’t It? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of holding on to all your stress and worries? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can let it all go and just build to your heart’s content! Our virtual therapists are here to help you release all that pent-up tension by building pixelated masterpieces and battling virtual monsters.

Join us on this server and experience the ultimate stress-relief therapy through mining, crafting, and exploding creepers! Who needs meditation when you can just dig a giant hole and fill it with TNT? Letting go has never been so explosive!

So say goodbye to your real-world problems and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to make that epic sword. Join us now and let the healing power of Minecraft wash over you like a bucket of water on a lava lake!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

FailCraft: Where schools fail our youth, but we don’t! Join now for epic adventures and laughs!

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Are you tired of failing schools and boring old servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and watch as Asians and whites dominate the leaderboards, while blacks and Hispanics struggle to keep up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced that even the “white” Latinos won’t be able to meme their way out of this one. With crazy challenges and insane competitions, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft champion!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Farms Harvested:	963
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

VinylCraft: Where Creepers drop sick beats and Endermen are the ultimate DJs

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Are you tired of boring old record stores? Come join our Minecraft server instead! We have a virtual record store where you can buy music made entirely by creepers and skeletons. Trust us, their music is to die for! Plus, rumor has it that if you play their songs backwards, you’ll unlock secret crafting recipes for diamond armor made out of cheese. So why waste your time at a regular record store when you can join our server and rock out with some explosive tunes?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

LOLcraft: Where even losers can be winners!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have a sense of humor and tell knock-knock jokes before exploding.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies to the latest tunes. And don’t even get me started on our giant chicken races – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing sunglasses zoom past you on a race track.

So, if you think you’ve seen it all in Minecraft, think again and join our server to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Prove me wrong if you dare!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8133	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Kickin’ Kids Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of living in a world where parents kick you out the moment you turn 18? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, parents are banned from kicking you out! In fact, they have to pay YOU rent if they want you to stay in their virtual home.

But that’s not all – on our server, parents are so obsessed with their vacation cruise trips that they would rather sell their homes than pass them down to their kids. And if that’s not crazy enough, they’ll even put their own parents in retirement homes as revenge, knowing they’ll be abused by someone named Tyrone.

So if you’re looking for a server where family values are thrown out the window and chaos reigns supreme, join us today! Just watch out for those sneaky yt pipo…

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyAnon’s Epic Block Party Server: No. 73492410 – Where the only limit is your imagination!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with erotic adventures and steamy encounters in a pixelated world like no other.

Our server is home to a community of players who aren’t afraid to get a little frisky in the virtual world. From sexy roleplay scenarios to scandalous pixel art creations, you never know what you’ll stumble upon in our world.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground strip club where players can show off their best dance moves and earn in-game currency. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can even participate in our weekly “Naked and Afraid” challenge where players must survive in the wilderness without any clothes on!

So why wait? Join us today for a Minecraft experience that’s sure to leave you blushing and laughing all at once. Just make sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy – you never know when things might get a little heated!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Buildings Constructed:	22
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyCreeperz: Where No. 673176429 by Anonymous is always welcome!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, because we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons while sipping on virtual cocktails made by our resident bartender, Steve.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear that only the bravest adventurers can find. Rumor has it that the chest is guarded by a pack of wild llamas who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you claim your loot.

And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. Don’t worry, we have fire-resistant minecarts for your safety (kind of).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	194

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.