MissileCraft: StandTogether

Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, global politics, IMMINENT, indications, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile strike, MissileCraft, pm, SECURITY, stand together, standtogether, Tension, threat, War, world news

lol come join our server before Iran nukes us all, we need to stick together in Minecraft to survive the impending doom! Build a bunker, gather resources, and fight off creepers while we wait for the missile to hit! Who needs real life when you can escape to our server and pretend like everything is fine? Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds safe from the impending apocalypse. Don’t miss out on the end of the world party, join now!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Villages Defended:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MindCraft: Brain Banter

banter, Brain, cognition, Cognitive, Communication, comprehension, inner monologue, INTERNAL, introspection, Language, learning, Mental, mindcraft, narrative, non verbal, processing, reading, Rewards, SELF AWARENESS, thought process, Understanding, verbalizing

So, like, imagine this totally rad Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk. Yeah, you heard me right! Not only that, but the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your best friends. Plus, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. And get this, the zombies throw the best dance parties in town, complete with disco balls and glow sticks. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on this server. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

InkCraft: Not What You Inked!

Analysis, banned ingredients, blue tattoo inks, consumer safety, contents, Europe, green tattoo inks, health risks, ingredients, InkCraft, inked, Label, Mislabeled, regulations, research, Tattoo artists, tattoo industry, Tattoo inks, tattoo parlors, tattoo regulations, U.S, VIOLATION

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got tattoo inks from Europe that are totally mislabeled! And get this, some of them have banned ingredients! It’s like a wild ride for your skin, bro!

We did some analysis on the green and blue tattoo inks, and like, 9 out of 10 of them straight up violate regulations! It’s like the bad boys of the tattoo world, breaking all the rules and stuff.

And don’t even get me started on the U.S. tattoo inks we got! Like, 45 out of 54 inks don’t match what’s on the label! It’s like a mystery box of ink, you never know what you’re gonna get!

So come join our server and get inked up in the most unpredictable way possible! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️

ARDUOUS, Bosses, Die, Difficulty, Discord, enjoyment, Fun, Griefing, Ip:, Journey, Land, Mechanics, Minecraft, mobs, Modded, Modpack, modpack link, OFFLINE, Performance, PvP, Raid, rules, SEASON 2, steal, Time, Votes

Arduous Journey <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/promete/">Minecraft Server</a>

Arduous Journey Minecraft Server

Brief Overview:

Description	Arduous Journey is a challenging Modpack server with custom mods, datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, and unique gameplay mechanics.
Playerbase	Small playerbase started two weeks ago, looking for more players to join the fun.
PVP	PVP allowed with rules in place to ensure fairness and respect among players.
Server Times	12pm to 1am EST \| 5pm to 6am BST \| 9am to 10pm PDT \| 6pm-7am CEST
Links	Modpack Link
Discord: Join Discord

FAQ

What is Arduous Journey?

It is everything you expect in a Modpack, then more. Custom mods & datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, difficulty increasing over time based on in-game progression, and unique mobs and mechanics.

Is the server active?

The server playerbase is small but growing, looking for more players to join the fun.

Are there rules for PVP?

Yes, PVP is allowed but with set rules to ensure fair gameplay such as no offline raiding or stealing land.

Are there specific server times?

Server Times: 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST

Where can I find more information and join the server?

You can find the Modpack Link and join the Discord here.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	New Chunks Explored:	833633
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	334
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mines Excavated:	2507
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

awkward sex, Bath, blew it, comfy, condoms, dressed up, escort, gaijin power, involuntary organ donation, Japan, Kabukicho, love motel, Lucky, marrying her., Minecraft, PALS, pharmacy, PIXEL, Server, small bathtub, vocal, wallet, whore, yakuza

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than accidentally becoming a prostitute in Japan! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this insane story. Explore our virtual world and see what surprises await you around every corner. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bathtub with a mysterious stranger, but hopefully without the awkward aftermath. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as life itself, but with way more blocky graphics and creepers. See you there!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9991
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	New Chunks Explored:	222425

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

Despair, hate, Invisibility, Loneliness, Minecraft, rejection, self compassion, self esteem, self hate, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-doubt, self-perception, smp, social media, unlovable

Tired of feeling like a background character in someone else’s love story? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the main character of your own epic adventure! No more scrolling through social media feeling invisible – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty by our community of players who will worship the ground you walk on (virtually, of course).

Forget about those perfect girls with their perfect boyfriends – on our server, you’ll find love and acceptance from fellow players who appreciate you for exactly who you are. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will build you a castle and slay dragons for you?

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane reality of being unnoticed and unappreciated, and join our Minecraft SMP where you’ll be the star of the show. Because here, everyone is good enough, cute enough, smart enough, and interesting enough – especially you!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyGFs BdayArtGate

aita, artwork, ass, BdayArtGate, Birthday, canvas, CraftyGFs, creepy, Girlfriend, homemade artwork, Intimacy, Jerk, Legs, Nude, paint, Print, refusing, tiktok, UNCOMFORTABLE, ungrateful, Unique, unusual habits

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of art, even the most… unique ones! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hanging up a print of your girlfriend’s ass and legs on your virtual walls. Our server is a safe space for all kinds of artwork, no matter how borderline creepy it may seem to others.

But beware, if you’re not willing to embrace the intimacy of having a nude painting in your virtual home, you might just end up making your girlfriend cry and being labeled as an ungrateful asshole. Don’t worry though, she can always hang up her masterpiece at her place in our server!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of artistic expression and emotional turmoil. Who knows, you might even find yourself appreciating the beauty of a well-placed butt print on a canvas. Just remember, in our server, anything goes… even if it leaves your parents questioning your life choices.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Towns Built:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Love Letters Sent:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MineTimeMachine

Hey there, young Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

Join our server and you’ll never look back. We’ve got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, your younger self would thank you for it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords

$101 million, 101M, Accountability, Breach, cybersecurity, data breach, ENCRYPTION, Fine, fined, lawsuit, Meta, passwords, plaintext, PlaintextCraft, privacy, SECURITY, sensitive data, social media, Storing, Technology, user information, VIOLATION

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN META WOULD BE JEALOUS! THEY GOT FINED $101 MILLION FOR STORING PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT, BUT WE DON’T DO THAT HERE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A MINECRAFT WORLD FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, DRAGONS, AND DANCING LLAMAS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO AWESOME, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS CRY WITH THEIR MAD BUILDING SKILLS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE THE TALK OF THE BLOCK!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

alcohol consumption, alcohol exposure, animal studies, bad, Birth, birth defects, booze, brain defects, Conception, Dads, developmental disorders, face, facial defects, Father, genetic mutations, genetics, Mice, Mouse, neurodevelopmental disorders, Offspring, parental health, paternal influence, prenatal exposure, reproductive health, teratogenic effects

lol so like, u know how ur dad drinks a lot of beer and stuff? well turns out, if he drinks too much before u were even born, u could end up lookin like a weird mouse in minecraft. like, ur face could be all messed up and ur brain could be all wonky. but hey, on the bright side, u could join our server and fit right in with all the other mouse-faced players! come join us for a wild time and see if u can build a house without ur brain defect getting in the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

chainsaw, chainsaw man, chunky, Dump 179, long tail, man, Manga, Minecraft, Server, shueisha, tags, Vamvagah, VIEWER

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Once upon a time, a group of unicorns invaded our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The players were so mesmerized by their moves that they couldn’t help but join in and show off their best dance moves too. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the chicken-built castle that rivals even the most skilled player’s creations.

So why wait? Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Void Armor Forged:	22
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

🌙 Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP 🐄

animal girls, Anthropomorphic, bovine lovers, cow, cow women, cowgirl cosplay, cowgirls, dairy, FANTASY, farm animals, fetish, furry community, Horns, hot cow babes, lactation, Milk Edition, Minecraft, Moo, Moonthly, Roleplay, Sexy, smp, Thread, transformation, udders

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the beauty of bovine women in all their glory! Join us for a udderly ridiculous time as we explore the world of Minecraft with a twist – everything is cow-themed!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to posting sexy cow women and things transforming into hot cow babes? It’s like a weird and wonderful dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary cow goddess who grants wishes to those who can milk her sacred cows. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the Big Milk Edition SMP?

So come on down and join us for a MOO-velous adventure unlike any other. Just remember, things may get a little cheesy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CousinClash Minecraft Server

15 years, aita, Best Friend, Boyfriend, Cards, Cook, cousin, CousinClash, dming, Fight, Friends, home country, House, LAUGH, LEAVING, Minecraft, MONEY, Movie, relationship, ruining my life, Server, united states, Visit

Are you tired of unwanted house guests overstaying their welcome? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any pesky relatives causing trouble. Plus, our virtual world has no room for drama llamas, only friendly players looking to have a good time. So say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Void Armor Forged:	26
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NoKidzLeftBehindMC

Boundaries, Burnout, childcare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, Fairness, family dynamics, household duties, NoKidzLeftBehindMC, parenting, partner, primary breadwinner, Resentment, REST, school drop off, sick leave, Stress Management, Support, Time management, work-life balance

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the stress of being the primary breadwinner and dealing with a partner who thinks your free time is their lucky draw to sleep in!

Join us and experience a world where the only tasks you have to worry about are mining for diamonds and building epic structures. No more arguments about who should do the laundry or take the kids to school – on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who has the coolest castle!

So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Who needs a partner who can’t even take care of their own laundry when you can have a whole community of players who just want to have a good time? Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Emeralds Found:	4797	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

FirstTimeNoob – Minecraft SMP

#exciting, anticipation, awkward, Experience, first time, FirstTimeNoob, growth, Innocence, learning, Memories, milestone, Minecraft, Nervous, Nostalgia, personal development, significant event, smp, special moment, teenage years, unforgettable, Unique, young love

Oh, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming with excitement.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, daring escapes from lava-filled caves, and hilarious pranks that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to all who find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Void Gems Collected:	22	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Ores Mined:	925

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Brief Overview:

FAQ

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Is the server active?

Are there rules for PVP?

Are there specific server times?

Where can I find more information and join the server?

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