Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the most unexpected lessons from failure and setbacks! Our server is like a rollercoaster of chaos and craziness, where every wrong turn leads to a hilarious mishap.

Once, a player tried to build a giant statue of themselves out of diamonds, only to have it collapse and bury them alive. But hey, they learned the valuable lesson of humility!

Another time, a group of players tried to start a peaceful village, but ended up accidentally summoning a horde of angry zombies instead. Whoops! Lesson learned: always double-check your summoning rituals.

So if you’re looking for a server that will teach you valuable life lessons in the most ridiculous ways possible, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, failure is just another opportunity for a good laugh.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • GiftGoneWrongCraft

    GiftGoneWrongCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will treat you better than this boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being called “piggly wiggly” again! Our players are always supportive and kind, no belly fat grabbing allowed here!

    We have crazy events like “Spaghetti Sauce Scavenger Hunt” where you can win amazing prizes like iPads (that you actually want)! And if your boyfriend tries to buy you one without your consent, just cancel the order and come play on our server instead!

    Join now for a drama-free, fun-filled Minecraft experience! Who needs a mean boyfriend when you can have a supportive Minecraft community by your side?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Demon Skulls Collected: 35
    New Chunks Explored: 608488 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • VenezuelaBadSaudiNot | Minecraft SMP

    VenezuelaBadSaudiNot | Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera! We’ve got players from all over the world, including Venezuela and Saudi Arabia, but don’t worry – we promise no human rights violations here (unless you count stealing diamonds from your neighbor’s chest)! Plus, rumor has it that the reason the USA sanctioned Venezuela is because they found out their president was actually a creeper in disguise. As for Saudi Arabia, well, let’s just say their ruler has a secret underground base full of enchanted golden apples. So come join us for a server experience that’s more unpredictable than a creeper explosion!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MineBurntOutCraft

    MineBurntOutCraft
    Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to find nothing but dirt and gravel? Do you feel like your crafting skills are as rusty as a zombie’s sword? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

    Join us on our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs, mining for diamonds in a sea of lava, and building a castle so magnificent that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted trying to join the fun!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with rare loot, PvP battles that will test your skills against the toughest players, and even a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 23 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • BlockBlasters: Raiding with Style

    BlockBlasters: Raiding with Style
    Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got Hezbollah running out of money because of Israeli bombardment! Like, who knew Minecraft could be so lit, amirite? Join us for some explosive fun and help us rebuild our virtual world after all the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to say they survived a war in Minecraft? It’s like hardcore mode IRL, but way more fun. So come on, join us and let’s make some history together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • TrulyMine – 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

    TrulyMine – 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server
    The owner of the server “TrulyMine – 1.8 – 1.21” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Gapple Ultra-Hardcore: Where mining diamonds is just as easy as finding a parking spot in a crowded mall

    Gapple Ultra-Hardcore: Where mining diamonds is just as easy as finding a parking spot in a crowded mall

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Description One life to live your best life. DoN’T DiE! Ultra-Hardcore mining for 272 weeks in a row.
    Server Name Gapple Minecraft Server
    Minecraft Server Address gapple.mchost.pro or 108.181.90.14:26998
    Goal Stay alive and earn points

    FAQ

    What is the prize for winning the Sunday competition?

    The current prize selections could include a revive on the persistent ultra-hardcore world, or an in-game advancement shout-out. Details can be found in the Discord channel.

    Are there specific rules for the server?

    Yes, the server rules include playing fair and friendly, not using client-side mods that give unfair advantages, and no hacking, xray resource packs, or hacked clients on the servers.

    What is the Apocalypse DataPack on the server?

    The Apocalypse DataPack includes various enhancements and challenges such as players killed by a zombie becoming a zombie, enhanced skeletons, biting bats, and more. It adds a unique twist to the gameplay.

    Is there a Discord server for communication?

    Yes, you can join the Discord server using the invite link: https://discord.gg/EP5Y9C7

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Farms Harvested: 611 New Chunks Explored: 867119
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Big Brother vs Little Brother Minecraft Server

    Big Brother vs Little Brother Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate sibling rivalry between Big Brother and Little Brother! Big Brother may seem like he’s always picking on Little Brother, but it’s just tough love in disguise (or is it?). Join our server to witness epic battles, hilarious pranks, and heartwarming moments of brotherly love…or is it hate?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where players can uncover hidden treasures and face off against mutant zombie chickens (yes, you read that right). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and a really nice tan.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and plenty of laughs. Just remember, Big Brother is always watching…but is he really? 😉

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Magic Items Found: 2290 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • DFT – Diamond Farming Team – Minecraft SMP

    DFT – Diamond Farming Team – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to /dft/ – Donald Fucking Trump Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t express your love for politics and fist pumping? Look no further, because on /dft/ you can talk about your favorite policies, jerk off (figuratively, of course), and fist pump your way to victory!

    Join us for insane stories like the time Donald Trump built a wall around the entire server to keep out creepers, or when he rode a giant golden pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. With outrageous reasons to join like free MAGA hats for all new players and a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks, you’ll never want to leave /dft/!

    So come on down to /dft/ – where the only rule is to have a yuge amount of fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8294 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CakeBlock Minecraft Server

    CakeBlock Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of baking cakes for ungrateful friends who don’t appreciate your culinary masterpieces? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you!

    Join our server and unleash your baking skills in a virtual world where your cakes will always be met with praise and admiration. No more tears over rejected cakes or ungrateful friends – here, every slice is a slice of heaven!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret recipe for a cake that grants you superpowers in the game. Imagine flying through the pixelated skies or shooting fireballs from your fingertips, all thanks to your baking prowess!

    So come on over and join us on this sweet adventure where your cakes are always the star of the show. Don’t let those ungrateful friends bring you down – rise up and conquer the baking world in our Minecraft server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Runes Activated: 8 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 18

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • NormalButWeirdMCSMP

    NormalButWeirdMCSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on a giant chicken while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot. Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond-encrusted saddle?

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to explore a secret underground base filled with talking cows who are plotting to take over the server? Or how about joining a quest to find the legendary enchanted potato that grants wishes but also has a tendency to explode?

    If you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, then join our server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 9417
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CraftyCrepesAndCaves

    CraftyCrepesAndCaves
    Are you tired of the same old boring breakfast options in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers a virtual buffet of breakfast dishes that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha slide! From pancake towers taller than the Eiffel Tower to waffle sandwiches stuffed with diamond-encrusted butter, we’ve got it all!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of pigs who have mastered the art of cooking up the most delectable breakfast feasts you’ve ever laid eyes on. Rumor has it they even have a bacon waterfall that flows with maple syrup!

    So if you’re ready to embark on a culinary adventure like no other, join our server and feast your way to breakfast bliss! Who needs bacon and eggs when you have diamond-studded pancakes and bacon waterfalls, am I right?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CraftyIsrael Minecraft Server

    CraftyIsrael Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and break stuff and just go crazy? well, this server is like that but on steroids, bro.

    like, imagine this: u join the server and suddenly u are in the middle of a war between Iran and Israel. but get this, u are the one who has to save Israel from the attack. u gotta build defenses, gather resources, and fight off the enemy. it’s like a real-life battle but in minecraft.

    and get this, if u manage to save Israel, u get rewarded with tons of diamonds and gold. like, who wouldn’t want to join a server where u can be a hero and get rich at the same time?

    so come on, join the server and show everyone what u got. let’s save Israel and get rich together, bro.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Runes Activated: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Magic Items Found: 3371

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • NaziFlagOopsieCraft

    NaziFlagOopsieCraft
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have the craziest adventures ever. one time, we found a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and creepers riding pigs. it was wild, bro.

    also, like, we have this super rare item called the “unicorn horn” that lets you fly around the server and shoot rainbow lasers at other players. it’s, like, totally OP, dude.

    oh, and, like, our admin once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. it was, like, so majestic, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

    so, like, come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally rad adventures ever. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • EarthCube

    EarthCube

    EarthCube is a Towny/Fractions server on a Earth Map! The community here is active and there is never ending fun with building, mc sports, and siege wars!.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 96 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Magic Items Found: 3944 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Game Freak Data Heist Minecraft Server

    Game Freak Data Heist Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with endless amounts of space? Well, look no further because our server only has 50GB of space for you to build and explore! Why, you ask? Because our server is located on a top-secret government base and we can’t risk sharing too much information with the public. Join us for the thrill of living on the edge of server space limitations!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who never learned how to explode properly. He’s been known to sneak up on unsuspecting players and give them a friendly hug instead of blowing them up. It’s a real blast!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure. But be warned, the dungeon is guarded by a pack of zombie chickens who are not afraid to peck you to death if you try to steal their shiny loot.

    So come join us on our limited space, haunted, treasure-filled Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other! Just remember to watch out for those zombie chickens.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY