ExWifeKidneyDietNoConsult | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBanterMC

BlockyBanterMC, bold, Boundaries, Curiosity, Daring, desire, explicit, Forbidden, inappropriate, NSFW, Personal, question.., taboo

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	159	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with NSFW questions that you never thought you’d ask in a game about building blocks. Want to know how many creepers it takes to explode a bedrock wall? Or maybe you’re curious about the scandalous love lives of Endermen? Whatever your inappropriate question may be, we’ve got the answers (and probably some weird looks from other players). So come on, join our server and let your inner pervy Minecraft player roam free!

ZelenskyCraft – Not a Dictator!

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Government, impeachment inquiry, international relations, leadership, political attack, power struggle, president, social media, trump, Ukraine, us politics, world leaders, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5844
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where trump and zelensky duke it out in a virtual world! watch as they build walls and castles to defend their honor! pick a side and fight for your favorite dictator! join now for the ultimate political showdown in blocky form! who will emerge victorious? only the blocks know!

Bed Wars: 2024 Crisis

Bed.., capacity, Crisis, Healthcare, healthcare challenges, healthcare crisis, healthcare demand, healthcare industry, healthcare infrastructure, healthcare planning, healthcare policy, healthcare resources, healthcare staffing, healthcare system, healthcare trends, hospital management, hospitalization, medical care, patient care, Shortage, staffed hospital beds, U.S. hospitals, Wars

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6518
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	317
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be doctors and nurses in a wacky hospital setting! we have so many beds that we don’t know what to do with them all, but watch out, because the beds might just disappear if you don’t act fast!

we are on track for a hospital bed shortage in 2024, so come help us save the day by building more beds and treating all the crazy patients that come through our doors. who needs medical school when you have minecraft, right?

join us now and be a hero in the most chaotic hospital you’ve ever seen!

Yellow Skies Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, color choice, color preference, color preference conversation, color preference discussion, color preference inquiry, color preference poll, color preference question, color preference survey, color ranking, color ranking question, color ranking survey, color selection, favorite color, personal color, Realm, Skies, third favorite, Yellow, yellow enthusiast, yellow fan, yellow lover

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3810
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Towns Built:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Dragon Scales Harvested:	172

Yo, bro, listen up! If your third favorite color is yellow, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why? Because our pixelated world is filled with yellow blocks that will make you feel like you’re living in a giant banana! Trust me, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll turn yellow yourself! Join now and let’s paint the town yellow together! 🍌🟡

MommyPromises Minecraft Server

broken promises, Communication Issues, Cultural differences, Disappointment, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional pain, family conflict, family dynamics, financial struggles, generational differences, lack of empathy, language barriers, Minecraft, MommyPromises, mother-daughter relationship, self worth, Server, trust issues, unfulfilled expectations, unmet needs, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9757
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	6405	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Are you tired of broken promises and unfulfilled dreams in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where promises are kept and dreams come true!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about “money’s short” excuses. Want to go on a virtual vacation to LA or New York City? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

Unlike real life, where parents promise vacations but never deliver, on our server, you can travel the world without any disappointments. And the best part? You don’t even have to invite your friends over for a party, because we throw epic parties every day!

So say goodbye to unfulfilled promises and hello to a world where everything you’ve ever wanted is just a Minecraft block away. Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

ToiletBrushFreeZone

Boundaries, cleanliness, Conflict Resolution, Conversation, dinner party, disagreement, disgust, Dishwasher, Etiquette, Food Safety, friendship, guests, Hosting, household appliances, household items, hygiene, kitchen, relationships, social norms, toilet brushes, ToiletBrushFreeZone

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7188
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5925	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everything is cleaned equally, even the toilet brushes? Well, look no further because on our server, we promise to never chuck used toilet brushes in the dishwasher! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories like this one where you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, we have a strict policy against using household items for dishes, so you can rest assured that your cake and BBQ meat will never be tainted. Come join the fun and see why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around!

DailyGrindz Minecraft SMP

Chores, daily annoyances, daily burdens, daily chores, daily grind, daily hassles, daily inconveniences, daily necessities, daily obligations, daily routine, daily struggles, DailyGrindz, Minecraft, monotonous activities, mundane tasks, necessary evils, obligatory actions, responsibilities, routine maintenance, smp, tiresome tasks, unavoidable duties

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	460
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Void Armor Forged:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So basically, this server is like a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena, it’s wild man.

You gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every night where we dance with skeletons and zombies, it’s like a rave but with more brains, ya know? And the best part is, the DJ is a talking parrot who only plays Justin Bieber songs, it’s so random but also so awesome.

Oh and did I mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. And every Sunday we have a llama fashion show where the llamas strut their stuff in designer clothes made out of wool, it’s like Project Runway but with more spitting.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question reality, then you gotta join this server. Trust me bro, you won’t regret it.

SSDoomsdayCraft

economic impact, elderly care, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, government benefits, long-term planning, pension system, public policy, Retirement, retirement age, retirement benefits, retirement crisis, retirement funds, retirement savings, retirement security, social safety net, social security, social services, social welfare, social welfare programs., SSDoomsdayCraft

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4938
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Are you tired of worrying about Social Security running out? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, we have a magical system in place where your virtual retirement funds are guaranteed to never disappear! That’s right, you can mine away knowing that your in-game pension is safe and secure.

But that’s not all, folks! On our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor and enchanted weapons that will protect you from any mobs that come your way. And if Social Security is ever reduced or done away with in the real world, you can rest easy knowing that your virtual retirement plan is still going strong.

So come join us on the most secure Minecraft server around, where your financial future is as bright as a beacon in the night sky. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Trump’s Warzone Minecraft Server

Claims, donald trump, fact-checking, fact-checking claims, false claims, foreign policy, international conflict, Minecraft, Misinformation, political accuracy, political fact-checking, Server, Trump administration, Trump statements, Trumps, truth verification, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, Ukraine crisis, Ukraine situation, ukraine war, War, war in Ukraine, warzone

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8300
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

So, like, u wanna join this amazin’ Minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bruh. we got pigs flyin’ in the sky, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers droppin’ sick beats.

One time, this player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds, and when u flushed it, it rained emeralds. no joke, dude.

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest loot. u gotta solve a maze filled with lava and zombie pigmen just to get in. but trust me, it’s worth it.

Oh, and did i mention the annual llama race? yeah, we dress up our llamas in fancy hats and race ’em through obstacle courses. winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots.

So, if u wanna have the time of ur life and experience the craziest adventures, come join us on this Minecraft server. u won’t regret it, i promise.

SwissGuardFuneralPractice

catholic church, catholicism, ceremonial practice, ceremony, death preparation, funeral arrangements, funeral planning, funeral service, mourning, mourning rituals, Pope funeral, Procession, Rehearsal, religious tradition, security detail, solemn event, Swiss Guard, SwissGuardFuneralPractice, Vatican, Vatican City

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7624
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

🤣🤣🤣 u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got swiss guards practicin’ for da pope’s funeral like wut even??? we got a whole ceremony goin’ down in da game, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥 come join us and witness dis historic event in blocky form, u won’t regret it fam 😂😂😂 plus, we got free diamond armor for all players who attend da funeral, cuz why not??? join now and be part of dis crazy virtual world where anythin’ can happen, even pope funerals 🤪🤪🤪

Seafood Savvy Server

#sustainability, Aquaculture, Biodiversity, conservation efforts, environmental impact, Farm, Feed, Food, food production, Humanity, Mariculture, marine ecosystems, negative impacts, ocean farming, planet, research, saltwater seafood, savvy, seafood, SEAS, Server, sustainable practices, University of Michigan

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6676
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we farm food from the seas like underwater wizards! we are like the aquaman of minecraft, making sure everyone has enough seafood to feast on. our underwater farms are so lit, even the fish are jealous! join us and be a part of the coolest mariculture gang in the block. who needs land when you can rule the seas in minecraft? swim with us and let’s make the ocean great again!

TITE World KRMP server minecraft

banner, first, KRMP, Lazy, Minecraft, Server, server in minecraft, Tite, world

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4913
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

This is the first KRMP server in minecraft.

TideWorldse.aternos.me:12915

Virtual Vibe Crafters 1.21

Anime, autistic, avatars, BIZARRE, Crafters, creativity, eccentric, fotm, Obscure, off the rails, quirky, rave wife, SLOP, train loving, Unconventional, Underground, Unhinged, Unique, VIBE, virtual, Vtubers, weird

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6089
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Yo, bro, forget those basic bitches with their anime avatars, come join our Minecraft server for some next level craziness! We’re all about that weird, unhinged, off the rails, obscure shiz here.

If you’re tired of the same old boring servers, then you gotta join us. We’ve got a community of total nutjobs who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Plus, we’ve got a special surprise for all you train-loving ravers out there. Our server is like a non-stop party on tracks, with all the wackiness you could ever dream of.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s get this party started! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

KMS Bullrun Madness

achievement, anxiety, bullrun, coping strategies, DEADLINE, determination, goal-setting, kms, madness, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, PRESSURE, resilience, self improvement, self-care, stress, success, support system, Time management

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1206
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	74	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server! We got crazy bullruns and challenges that will blow your mind. If you don’t join in the next 6 months, you’ll be missing out big time. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s have a wild time together!

CraftyUnemployedMinecraftServer

complacent, Conversation, CraftyUnemployedMinecraftServer, Dates.., DATING, FAITH, gas, Job, judgment, MONEY, new job, Notice, partner, Plan, Quitting, relationship advice, Shut down, unemployed, video games, walking out, winging it

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	172
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	239	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the art of “winging it” just like the guy in this story! Join us and leave your responsibilities at the door, because here, we believe in living life on the edge without a plan.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where you can quit your job without notice, play video games all day, and have absolutely no plan for the future. Sounds like paradise, right? That’s the kind of carefree vibe we’re all about here.

We encourage our players to embrace their inner “wing it” mentality and just go with the flow. Who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft? Plus, if you run out of money for gas to visit your Minecraft buddies, don’t worry – we’ve got your back.

So come join us on our server and let go of all your worries. Just remember, if anyone questions your lack of planning or responsibilities, just tell them you’re “winging it” like a pro. It’s all part of the fun!

Players:	101/900	Votes:	1373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Animals Bred:	27	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2